What is your worst experience in the hobby?

Perhaps you should share with us your worst experience first, so that we can compare and judge whether ours is worse than yours.

For comparison's sake, how many experiences have you had thus far for comparison of the worst experience.  My worst experience is in Tijuana.  After being ripped off of cab fare from the border to the hotel (since I don't speak Spanish, they charged me twice what they normally charge...which I found out later).  I had reserved an overnight LT from MLB (http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com/).  The girl didn't look very much like her photo on the webpage and plus all the measurements are wrong.  But by then it was 11PM and I didn't venture out to look for another in TJ, which is dangerous given all the cartel activities.  So, I settled.

I called an escort to my hotel when was in Moscow for a biz trip. Not only it was a total B&S but she was intoxicated and started to scream when I told her I was not going to have the session but I was ready to pay the cab ride.

The hotel security came to my room because my neighbours started to complain a I had the most embarrassing 30 minutes of my life.

Ok tell you two:
1. Think 18 year a go something I barfined a girl from Patpong, and went with her home to her apartment in Yannawa.
She had a ground floor apartment, simple mattresses on the floor, small room. We fucked nicely, then a large heave monsoon rain with lightning and thunder starts.
Was very romantic. So after half an hour we heard loud noises from her bathroom.
Within 2 minutes her room was flooded with all the shit you can imagine, what comes out of a broken drainage system.
The outside rain flood pressed all the smelly dirt in her room by 5 inch. Her mattresses were soaked.
I helped her to rescue her stuff. From a fucker to a plumber.   

2. Was 8 years ago, barfined a stunning beauty from Nana, and we went to a monroot motel.
After all the pre setup shower, drinking, we fucked so about 20 minutes, when suddenly, without any warning, she not moved.
First I thought that was a joke, but she was lifeless.
I was shocked and my LB went down quicker as a train crossing barrier. Thought I fucked her to death.
Checked her heartbeat, ok, breathing ok. I ran into the bathroom, brought a Glass of water and sprayed it in her face. Nothing.
Her face was completely white. In my panic then, I took ice cubes from the refrigerator and smeared it on her.
Then she moved and woke up.
She explained that she has this kind of faintings on occasion due her low blood pressure.
In the past, she has already fallen off the dance stage twice.
I was angry at her and told her that she must tell this her customers upfront.
She said: “It´s ok darling, fuck me now”

What about your worst story?

This is another good one that I almost removed from my memory:

I was staying in a popular hotel in NY, where there is an outstanding bar scene. Than night I had a biz dinner with a client
and i booked myself a treat for after dinner, a british escort that was doing some type of tour around the states.

I keep on looking at the watch during dinner because she was going to show up at a fixed time in my hotel and i was supposed to text her my room number. The client would stop talking and since I took the dinner bill he insists on buying me a drink and since the bar in my hotel was actually a great spot, that is where he wanted to go.

By now you already get the picture. Back to my hotel the two of us drinking at the bar, he is getting drunk and makes attempts to pick up the girls sitting in the table next to us.

The escort texts me that she is in the lobby. I text her back that I am not ready and I want to take a shower, in the meantime I am helping my client with the 2 girls that at point seemed available to join us for a drink.

Second text message from the escort. I come up wiht the excuse that I am waiting for an important phone call and I need 15 more minutes.

She writes back " OK. I WILL GO TO THE BAR AND ORDER A DRINK AND CHARGE TO YOUR ROOM, WHAT IS YOUR ROOM NUMBER?"

I just dont answer. I turn off the phone and I hope that she decides to leave. Eventually she shows up at the bar, and I canspot her from where we were sitting that is ordering a drink and messing with her phone.

To make a long story short: the escort I booked went away after she was done with her drink and left me 2 nasty messages in my voice mail. My client left with one of the girls, and the other one just took off because she had to wake up early the day after.

And of course since my client was too drunk I had to pick also the bar bill.

My worst experience was when I first got into the hobby, I was a noob. So I saw an ad on backpage from an Asian massage parlor. Their pictures really caught my eyes. I made the call. The parlor was 25 miles from my house, but I didn't seem to care. On the drive there, I was
really turned on. As soon as I got to the parlor, I paid the mamasan the house fee. She led me into the room and told me my girl will arrive in a short while. I was there lying on the table with a hard-on. Then a girl walked in I didn't get a good look at her face, but she had a nice
body. Her english was limited.Then with her hands, she covered my eyes and told me she wanted to give my face a massage. She magically came up with a blindfold and told me this will make the session better. She straight forwardly asked me if I wanted the special service. I was like hell yeah. For some reason, she didn't ask for the money then. I was thinking in my head, "Oh boy, this is going to be great". So she did her thing, and after the session I took off the blindfold and saw her face. I puked into my mouth. I was like WTF this girl is like 40 years old and not even close to the girl I saw in the ads. She left the room telling me she will get me some water. I quickly got dressed and ran out the room. She saw me left so she started chasing me yelling that I didn't pay yet. But as soon I started running to my car, a cop was there waiting next to my car. The girl saw him and freaked out so she left. Apparently, I was parking in a no-parking area. So, instead of paying for the girl, I had to pay the government for the ticket. Lesson learned. Most ads are fake and their girls are dinosaur aged.

Have you had many experiences with Russian women?  Moscow has recently became one of the most expensive cities in the world.  Low quality hotels cost a fortune and working girls aren't any better.  Any good experiences in Moscow?  St. Petersburg, judging from the escort webpages, seems a bit cheaper.  Any problems with lodging in St. P?

Moscow is not an easy spot. I only went for biz so accomodation was not the issue. The WG scene is huge and you can really pick from any price/age range.

From the line ups on the street, to the brothels and expensive call girls. Language IS an issue, and if you dont speak Russian (i don't) and if you dont have someone to help you  in the translation (I always had) you'd better stick to the brothel/hookers bars. The problem is that in those bars most of the girls are pro's in their late '20's and up.

In terms of prices they have and still are going up, to a point that it is not anymore the pussy heaven that used to be in the '90's.

I have never been to Russia, but i had enough experience with Russian chicks in San Francisco as well as in German FKKs. Most of my sessions were below average. The girls tend to be cute, but they also tend to be dishonest. They want your money up front, then they cheat on the service. I stopped seeing them a while back.

But, my absolute worst experience was in a famous cat house in Sparks, Nevada. I think the house is called the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. This place has typically retired porn stars who think they can still command top dollars. I am usually turned off by them, but this one time, i liked that chick. I painstakingly negotiated a dollar amount with her for a half hour session. However, the bitch spent the entire half hour trying to upsell me other services. She would not even tell me exactly what she was offering. She would just say "i would give you the best time, like you have never seen". At the end, i got so tired of the upselling that i finished as quickly as i could and i darted out of there. I never went back again to that place and don't plan to.

My worst experience -

Was in Seoul Korea maybe 5-6 years ago at a massage place that gives hand jobs by hot girls.  I don't know the name as I don't speak Korean.  I was taken there by some co-workers.  It was extremely popular and I went on a Saturday night after a lot of drinking so the place was packed.  I got a massage from a very pretty girl and when it was happy ending time, she turned down the lights and put a warm towel over my face.  She stepped out for a minute and then came back and proceeded to give me a handjob.

After I shot, I pulled the towel off because my nose was itchy, and saw that the person who gave me the HJ was a FUCKING DUDE.  Apparently, they were so busy that they had the girls doing the massages and then were having dudes finish the guys off so the girls could go and give another massage.  He started apologizing like crazy.  I was too shocked to do anything at first but once I gathered myself, I went nuclear.  I got my money back, but man... I'm still scarred.  Probably for life.

Some of these are quite funny hahaha

My worst experience is waiting in the stairs for an appointment, and having people walk past me for 45 minutes during my first punt. When it was finally my turn, the WG told me I shoulda waited outside at the 7-11 like everybody else. I was sweating big time. (kam bong building)

That sucks. Imagine if someone you know walks pass you and wonders what are you up to. Hahaha.

OK my first one was when I was living in the UK...

A few friends & I went away on a stag weekend. When it was getting late a couple of us decided to go to a sauna for a little drunken 'release'. There was not very good internet on phones back then so we decided to get a taxi & ask the driver. He informed us of a good sauna so we decided to go there.

As he dropped us off we had to walk up a very old steel fire escape to a run down flat. We had to pay 120HK just to get through the door. As we get led to a large living room there is queue of 4/5 OLD white guys sat their waiting for their turn. There is 3 of us and then we realise that there is only one girl working. So we promptly get up to leave. The lady on reception stops us & tries to tell us we have to pay another 60HK each for drinks.. WTF! We hadnt even sat down, we begin to walk out when one guy starts chasing us with a baseball bat...

We promptly run for our lives not even knowing where the hell we are. We eventually get back to the hotel & call a number in the paper, two girls turn up. One is nice but I am honestly to drunk & tired to do anything. I head back to my room & wake up to find my two friends have been robbed off these girls... At least they fucked em first. Then screwed them.

Number two is Pattaya, I bar fined a lovely girl & during the session I had her in doggy. I was horny as hell & had her bent over the bed banging her. For some reason, I have no idea why. I decided to stick my finger up her ass. She did not take kindly to it, she jumped up screaming. Grabbed her clothes and proceeded to the door, screaming "You took my cherry, you took my cherry!!"

She had not even dressed, running up & down the corridor. I finally got her back in the room. Handed her money, she looked at me and said "MORE!" . . .

Edit: spelling

[ Last edited by  Petay_1283 at 22-6-2012 16:06 ]

One of my first punts (back in 89) in Wanchai residential building where one WL (working Lady by all definitions) opened the door and found me a young teen to be standing. Looking at her 'lady' dimensions, I thought immediately of backing out. And so I did, only to get a whack under my left ear that felt like a thousand volt lightening.

Why? Simply cuz I had rejected her and backed off

Petay_1283, did you eventually pay her more? What the hell was wrong with her? hahaha.

She saw us leaving and clearly wanted more money...

No we ran for the hills so to speak. The guy with the bat was old so did not chase us very far ha ha ha