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Support bacteria they're the only culture some people have.
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My wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said that he told
her she couldn't make love. I've known this for years I want to know how
he found out!
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A couple is throwing a dinner party, and the husband who is very thin
and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers.

His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are gonna be
here any minute. Go and put something on."

"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your
husband..."

"Really? Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's
nothing that I should feed you for."
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the
patients were shouting 13… 13… 13. The fence was too high to see over,
but I saw a little gap between the planks and looked through to see
what was going on.
Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then everyone began shouting 14… 14… 14.
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