Elderly Couple
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going ? ”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor. ”
And she said, “Why? Are you sick? ”
“No, he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new
Viagra pills. ”
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting
on her sweater and he said, “Where are you going? ”
She said, “I’m going to the doctor too. ”
He said, “Why? ”
She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty
old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot. ”
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