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Post at 7-4-2012 15:47  Profile P.M. 
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hungry

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out
to someplace expensive.....
So I took her to a gas station!
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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry  right now.  It's this Viagra," he says.  "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he  would like something.  "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says,  "Its really spoiled my need for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie?

Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He  declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me?  I'm bloody  starving."
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