I was at Electric Road on Wednesday at about 7 pm to check out what this "Thai Alley" is about. There does seem to be few pretty
young Thai things there but before I could reach them something like what the brother described as 'horror show" also happened to me.

Immediately on entering the 2nd floor, the first door on the right opened and a flat chested (I know because she was not wearing
anything on top!) old lady opened and said "fuck ass, Two Fifty Only". Just in case I was deaf she also did a mime, bending forwards and
sticking her finger up into her ass!

I was shocked by the sudden action and naturally fled to the inside.

It seems like this "Alley" divided between pretty young Thais who are on a tread mill and local old hags who are way past their prime. The
latter naturally have to be aggressive to get any custom before the punters reach the Thai offerings.

She was not only flat chested and crude but was not well groomed - so much so that I did not feel like punting that night. Maybe next time I go I will try and use the other entrance so that I am not way laid by the old offerings....

such is life...

despite your unfortunate experience, there are bros out here that would be happy to know they can probably get an old lady to f+ ass for 250!

this is why these forums thrive! one man's garbage is another's treasure find

I've seen that old lady couple of time I hanged around the 1st floor. She would come out and promote herself naked when bros going through the corridor outside her room. After that, I've never passed by her room to avoid such thing happen again.

Man, someone should go stick a government health warning label outside her door...

At least 3 bros have been sexually abused by this granny now.

Now 3 brothers may be having nightmares from this abuse... I would be if I saw what they saw!

LOL!!!! you too right.......fucking biatch showing her fugly shit....

Really put you off right??

I was on the verge of seeing a shrink after the horror incident.

I am glad, everyone of you sharing the same shit I've gone through on 1st Floor.....

She is just Undingable!!!!!!

biatch have some mental issue or addict problem


IF anybody can take a pic of her and post here.....I am sure he will receive Karmas Bomb from everybody!!!
But if anybody paid 2fiffy and anal fuck her, report his encounter here..........You be awarded the Brave Punter Award for the Month and then I personally neg K you to death!!!

[ Last edited by  hunter at 24-2-2012 18:35 ]

I'd just like to say that I still can believe there is a god when I know that somewhere in the world, there is someone who is completely willing and ready to let me fuck her in the ass for under $30 American. I don't even have to fuck her - in fact, that might even ruin the beauty of the whole thing. Just knowing she is out there somewhere brightens my day a little. Every timer some cold-shouldered bitch won't give me the time of day, or I have to watch some chisel-jawed brainless boytoy stroll around with his beautiful woman... I can think to myself "Yeah, but you know what - there's anal sex in HK for $30 US." And it's all better.

This, brothers, is what makes the birds sing and the water sweet.
Diversity.

I completely agree with you, when I think back to all those girls in college who wouldn't even spit on me if I was the last walking penis on earth , it does make the sun shine a bit brighter .

it's really part of the karma of life, that men get older they become more desirable because they are wealthy, worldly, sophisticated, and women as they get older their value falls like a bag full of hammers in a bucket of horse piss to where they have to offer these kinds of services for the cost of dinner. It's not my thing but there are lots of guys I know who would fall all over themselves to have a chance to partake.

it shows you that there is justice in the world

sorta like after high school the geeks all become IT millionaires while the jocks let low paying manual labor crap jobs, or those that go on the become professional jocks ( okay some do earn a lot of money) end up with a broken body addicted to pain killers (in grade school I had a friend whose father was 45 at the time, a big big US football star in the 60s) and in the 70s a washed up guy in chronic pain and couldn't keep a job

Keep on mongering

Haha more like she gets to do something she seems to love and gets 30$ from us good looking gents, that's quite the deal for her!

In Buddhist mythology, while Buddha was on the path to Nirvana, evil demons tried to stop him from going on towards Nirvana. Maybe the Thai girls, nominally Buddhists, have set out a theme park along these lines for us!

Before you reach the Nirvana of the nubile Thai maidens, you have to jump the hoops through evil demons. You have to be motivated and work for it!

The gates of Chinese temples are often guarded by fierce and ugly guardians too..So much for mythology...

Statement is true.

But I think you better go check out this place and see her for yourself........you might think twice with what you just said.

Seriouly bro, this biatch gives you nitemares!!!!!
Even US$15 (50% off), she aint what you imagine she is...

hahahaha i think we can add her to the mix of the Dildo Driller and Sloppy Grandma.. a 4P match for anybro game to get K's like no tomorrow.

I'll even throw in the wheelchair and counseling for free

This is building into a fear-factor style challenge of epic proportions:
- Go get the dildo drill and watch the knife show
- Go for the $200 FS w/FaFa
- Go get your $250 anal from the nightmare

Any man who can manage that in 1 day... he'd be my hero.

As our hero jumps through all hurdles, the faithful Thai Penelopes will be waiting for him!

counseling indeed.

1. from the dildo drill you would need a surgeon to fix your anus

2. from the backdoor grandma, traumatic penile injury  - its real, look at this link, caution it is not work safe to the extent any of this board is and the photo is not for the faint hearted  ([url]http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/456305-overview)[/url]

3. from the 200FS with FaFa you would probably need a trip to Dr or health clinic for some penicillin

for all of them you will need serious psychiatric counseling as you would most likely suffer recurring nightmares and post traumatic stress syndrome

keep on mongering cautiously

Always beware of the backdoor.

hahaha i had this experience too. that lady fucking shocked me!

hahaha! ur right. fucking horribleeee

I wonder how much business she gets from this aggressive solicitation. Many of you have seen her... I doubt she'd be around for very long if EVERYONE felt the same way... Makes me wonder how many actually pay to play.... You know... Pay her to put her clothes back on and STFU.  Hahaha...
~UD

Hilarious juxtaposition of wording in a story about the woman's ass:  "Maybe next time I go I will try and use the other entrance"