The Saturday Game.
Working out in his garage workshop Mr. Johnson is cleaning his golf clubs for another Saturday of golf. Sitting quietly on a plastic
3 step stool dipping one club after another into hot soapy water and then carefully drying them. Checking each grip for wear spots
and other signs of wear, looking at the leading edges on each club and making sure the shafts on each are secure and tight.
Humming a little tune to himself and feeling life is OK not perfect but OK.
Hi MrJ, says a voice that brings Mr. Johnson back to the real world.
O’h Hi Betsy what are you doing here this fine Saturday morning?
I need some help with my golf clubs remember you said if I needed some help I could ask you?
Yes Betsy I remember I just haven’t seen you over here since my Jenny died.
Well you were at my birthday party last week.
Ya but that’s different, it was at your house. I don’t get many female visitors. By the way why was I at your birthday party?
You know I’m older then you don’t you, he said with a wry smile?
With her own smile and a cute laugh Betsy says, sure but my folks said I had to have an adult at my party and when they asked
which one of them I wanted to stick around I said I wanted MrJ to come to my party. They made a small fuss to make me think
they cared but then they said if you would come they would be OK with it.
Betsy why me?
Well you remind me of Jenny and I miss her too. Jenny and I were good friends in fact I almost love her more than my own mom.
Betsy don’t say stuff like that, she’s your mom and you need to love and respect her. Jenny was your friend but the only reason
you feel like you liked or loved her more is because she was not your mom and she would talk to you like one of her adult girlfriends.
Jenny did that with all the teenage girls in the neighborhood. We didn’t have any kids of our own so she just adopted all of the
girls she met in our little part of paradise.
MrJ why didn’t you and Jenny have any kids?
Wow Betsy that is very personal don’t ya think?
Sorry MrJ I just have always wondered why, because you and Jenny always treated me and other kids I know with a lot of love
and we aren’t even your kids. Heck I even learn the facts of life from Jenny.
Hey that’s’ a subject that may not be appropriate between you and I, I am after all an adult man and you are a teenage girl.
Yes MrJ but just in case you already forgot you came to my 18th birthday party, so I am an adult also and I can ask adult
questions if I want.
OK I accept that in the eyes of the laws of this great state you are an adult. BUT in my eyes you are still that cute little girl from
down the street a little who comes over to visit with Jenny and talk the girl talk.
MrJ that’s not fair I have sat out here in this very garage talking to you about golf and how you love golf and you even got me
so interested in golf that I started playing golf and even made it onto the boys golf team in high school. I would have never
done that if I didn’t know you pretty good so please be my friend because I miss Jenny now and I don’t have room in my heart
to lose another friend and you MrJ are my friend.
OK, OK I give in I just worry about people talking if they see you sitting here with me in my garage and they know you are not
my kid. I agree we are friends and I like it when you come over and we talk while I work on clubs or some other little project I
have going.
Betsy why did you start calling me MrJ?
Betsy with a red embarrassed face tried to stay calm and just said, well Jenny said it was her pet name for you.
Jay (his real 1st name) looks both surprised and embarrassed and says, my Jenny told you her pet name for me?
Yep and she was very proud to tell me.
Tell me Betsy in what crazy conversation did you have with my wife where she told you something so private and personal
like her name for me?
You’re not going to get mad at me are you MrJ?
Maybe but just answer the question anyway.
Well Jenny and I were in her little massage studio office you built for her business and we were talking girl talk, you sure you
won’t yell at me MrJ I’m worried I don’t want to piss you off I’ll just stop calling you MrJ if it bothers you.
No Betsy you need to tell me the story. Hearing your story will show me a side of my wife that I didn’t know existed. So tell me
all about that conversation and that day if you remember any details, any story I hear about my Jenny will make me happy because
I miss her and still love her with all of my heart and soul.
Well last year around spring break I had a new boyfriend, you remember I brought him by to meet you and you showed him how
to replace the grips on golf clubs. His name was Brad and he and I met because we are both on the golf team. Anyway I was
talking to Jenny about Brad and how I was frustrated by boys in general and their horny ways.
O’h stop right there girl, where is this conversation going?
I’m just telling you what Jenny and I were talking about when your pet name came up. I’ll try to be as short as I can but there
are some things about this story you need to know otherwise you’ll miss out on why she told me your pet name.
OK continue.
Well anyway after Brad and I went out to the movies and played kissy face a few times he wanted to have sex with me.
O’h crap Betsy are you sure you want to tell me this story?
Yes I do, I have to or you will have the wrong idea about your Jenny.
OK I’ll brace myself.
Anyway I was asking Jenny for advice on sex because if I talked to my mom she starts giving me the 20 questions about why
am I asking and who is causing me to ask and is Brad forcing himself on you. But Jenny treated me better more like an adult
child of her own.
Believe me Betsy if you were our daughter Jenny would have given you the 3rd degree just like your mom. It is all perspective
and relationships if you were our daughter we would be harder on you because like other parents we would worry.
MrJ I don’t believe that. You and Jenny are more cool then you know. Anyway I told Jenny about Brad wanting to have sex and
she asked me what I wanted. I was so confused I told her, the idea of sex and the ramifications you know, getting pregnant be
known as a whore or sexually active, the whole mess. Everything came down on me, Brad all he was thinking about was getting
in my pants so to speak.
So I have a general idea where all this started at now, just finish your story and try not to embarrass me too much as because
I thought that my Jenny was very private and our private life was just as private.
O’h MrJ she loved you so much so always told me how you took care of her and allowed her to make her own choices of what
she wanted to do for work and just everything. That’s why I want to give you the details of how she helped me and why she was
so important in my life and so many other girls in the neighborhood. So Brad was pressuring me to have sex with him and I was
undecided what I wanted to do and Jenny said to me ‘What about alternatives to sex?’ I said I’m not sure what you mean?
Jenny said and I remember her exact words. ‘Intercourse is just one aspect of sex, there are other ways to please or take care
of your partner’
O’h great Betsy I can see where this is going.
Anyway Jenny and I had a long conversation about oral sex, blow jobs, cunnlingus, anal sex, hand jobs, anything I didn’t know
about I learned the basics about that day.
Betsy do you see how embarrassed I am right now and how I feel like we are going down an unhealthy path for us as friends?
I know MrJ I just need to tell you this so I can be your friend and do what I need to do to keep my promise to Jenny.
What promise?
MrJ please let me finish and you will know everything I know and then we can try to figure out what it all means.
Anyway Jenny told me everything my mom would never tell me, detailed information on everything sexual. She would answer
any question I asked. She showed me pictures on the internet of anything sexual. MrJ your wife my friend Jenny helped me when
no one else could, not my mom or any of the girls I go to school with no one. And I’ll tell you something else, she loved you
more than anyone I know loves their husband or wife, she adored you.
OK enough I spend all day every day thinking about her as it is, please cut to the chase so I can try to block it all out and I can
get ready for my golf this afternoon.
Well back to Brad, I decided I didn’t want to have sex with Brad so Jenny asked me if I had any aversion to sucking on Brad’s cock.
I told her I didn’t know because I had never done anything like that before, here I am 17 going on 18 and my boy friend is asking
me for sex and I need information, Jenny was there for me. So long story short I told Brad I would not have sex with him but I
would give him a blow job if he insisted on some show by me that I liked him and wanted our relationship to get closer. But I also
told him I was not going to give him a blow job until I was 18 year old. So what you don’t know is that after my birthday party
Brad and I went for a ride in his car and I gave him a blow job.
Great, so did that turn out like you thought?
No not really I thought maybe Brad would return the favor and lick my pussy a little.
Damn Betsy is nothing private anymore?
Well Jenny said that if I was willing to give Brad a blow job and suck his cock and swallow all his cum then he should be willing to
give me a little oral pleasure as well. I did my job, although Brad didn’t take long to cum and when I sucked the last drop of cum
out of him he just wanted to go do something else. I asked him if he would reciprocate and lick my pussy and you know what
that ass-hole said?
Of course not, go ahead I know you want to tell me.
He said I could just play with myself and take care of myself. That ass-hole, here I just gave him the best blow job in his entire life,
maybe his only one and he tells me to go home and masturbate. Well Jenny was right there is a difference between men and boys,
a real man will take care of his woman whatever it takes and boys just want to play games.
Betsy can we please get to the end of this story because I don’t think, no I know I have never had a conversation like this before.
Well I never got to tell Jenny what happened with Brad because of the accident but I know she gave me good advice about
only giving Brad a blow job. Now here is where the story gets a little strange, Jenny gave me this advice around June just a few
months ago, she also told me to keep asking any questions I had because she didn’t know how long she would be around.
What did that mean?
Well she didn’t tell me much but she did say she felt like she was different in some way.
She didn’t say anything to me, why would she tell you something like that?
I don’t know except one day in July while we were girl talking she told me that if anything happened to her she wanted to
me introduce you to all the eligible unmarried women I knew.
Betsy this is getting even weirder then before, talking about sex and now your sex life is one thing but now talking about my
Jenny and her premonitions about dying come on Betsy doesn’t this seem a little too freaky weird even to you?
Yes it does but I made her a promise and I intend to keep my promise. Jenny took her time to help me and I will repay her love
by doing what I promised to do.
OK girl you keep your promise just tell all the ladies to wait by the 18th hole at the golf courses and they might get lucky
and catch me on the way to my car.
So you want to hear the rest of the story?
Sure you bet I don’t think I can get any more embarrassed or is it humiliated, I just can’t believe you and my Jenny talked this way.
Jenny and I talked but we were husband and wife I have been married to that girl for over 30 years.
See MrJ even now you call her your girl, that’s what she was talking about. You took care of her in every sense of the word.
She told me stuff about you that embarrassed me all the time but she was so in love with you that to her it was bragging, she
knew she was bragging about you all the time to me but it was our little secret. I asked her if she had these same kind of
conversations with her other girlfriends, she said for the most part no as her gal friends were her age or maybe even a little
older and their husbands had grown distant and had lost interest in sex.
Betsy, promise me one thing please?
I’ll try but I’m not sure, what?
After today can we never talk about sex or anything related to sex?
No I can’t promise you that because now that Jenny is gone you are the only adult I trust and I only trust you this far because
Jenny said I could.
Betsy I am so exhausted just having this conversation that I don’t know what to do. I want to hear the rest of the story but I
what I didn’t have time to tell you was: I have a money game this afternoon. 3 younger guys I played 9 holes with 2 weeks ago
called me to see if I wanted in on a game. They told me I could just play while they have money on the game but I told them if
I could get a few strokes I might be willing to bet a few bucks. Well as you know because I have told you other golf stories I love
to bet with young guys because if and when I beat them I love the look on their faces and the feel of their money in my hand.
Well how much time do I have to finish my story?
My game isn’t until 1:20 this afternoon but the problem is now I am so wound up and thinking 500 miles per hour that if
I don’t settle down I will play crappy and lose my few bucks.
How much is the bet?
I’m getting 4 to 1 odds and I am betting each one $50 so if I lose I lose $150 total but if I win I’ll get $200 from each and they
each volunteered to give me 2 strokes per side.
MrJ you should feel guilty I know you shoot in the mid 70’s all the time.
Hey Betsy this is golf, for all I know they are setting me up. I’ll take whatever they give me and I won’t feel guilty they called
me I didn’t call them so they must have something up their collective sleeves. Anyway I need time to settle down maybe sit in
that hot tub outback. I just need time to take it all in. I’m not brushing you off I want to hear the rest.
OK, it’s 9:45 am right now I’ll make you a deal you can’t turn down.
Don’t bet on it I can turn down and walk away from just about anything.
We’ll see. Let’s go back to Jenny’s massage room and office and I’ll give you the best deep tissue massage you ever had except
for the one’s Jenny gave you.
Betsy I don’t know, it sounds good but it also sounds like an opportunity for all sorts of problems and trouble. Please just because
you are a strong young woman doesn’t mean you know anything about giving a real therapeutic massage much less a deep tissue
massage.
There you go again, because I didn’t get to tell you everything you don’t know that I have been learning therapeutic massage
from Jenny, she and I have been doing most of her ‘older gals’ together and she has been giving me massage instruction since I
was a bit older than 16. That’s part of the story. That and more, please MrJ I promised Jenny I would see to it that you had female
companionship and I haven’t done anything since she died.
Well don’t feel bad, I don’t give a rates ass about seeing any other women at this point.
That’s what Jenny said you would be like, that’s why she asked me and a couple other gals to see that you have female friends
and have the opportunities she wanted you to have.
OK just stop talking for a minute and let me think, I need to work out what I need to do between now and the tee time. OK
I’m done here with my clubs so I need to put the clubs in my bag and check to see if I have clean socks and plenty of balls and
tees. I have to re-check my bag to make sure I have everything I might need while I play.
Gee MrJ all I do is grab my clubs and get on the bus with the team. Why so much preparation?
Well when you get a little older you’ll understand. I always take extra stuff in case I wet or cold or my socks get wet or damp or
sometimes my underwear gets sweaty so I take baby powder and extra underwear. Betsy I take everything I might need now let
me finish here and we will continue our talk.
OK I’m done. I’m in a pickle here. On the one hand I do want to hear the rest of the story and I do need and want a deep tissue
massage I’m just uneasy with you being the one giving me the massage. Betsy you need to know that yes I do love you even if
you are not my child, but you also need to know I am still am man and just like I’m sure Jenny told you men have issues with using
their head and brains to make the right decisions regarding all things ‘Women’
Well it’s your decision MrJ.
OK I’ll try one deep tissue massage from the new girl. But please is there any way we can possibly keep this between you and I?
No problem with me. Can you keep yourself from telling my parents that I gave Brad a blow job?
Yea there is that isn’t there. I keep my trap shut and you do the same. I’m going in the house to take a shower and I’ll meet you
in Jenny’s studio in 10 minutes. I’ll get my running shorts and be ready in a jiffy.
10 minutes later in Jenny’s little studio backside of Jay’s garage.
So what exactly did Jenny think she was doing by training you in the art of massage?
Well I had asked her why she liked it and I liked her answer.
What was her answer?
She said knowing how to do a proper deep tissue massage helped her keep a better relationship with you.
With me?
Yes, Jenny said she knew pretty early on that you had a high sex drive and when you got into your 4o’s your body started to have
more aches and pains so she decided on her own to learn all she could about massage just to please you.
Almost laughing, Jay says, my Jenny she knows me better then I know myself.
MrJ lay down on Jenny’s table so I can get you started. I’ll rub the pain away and we can keep talking.
So Jenny only went to massage school to keep me from straying.
No she never said anything of the sort. She told me she did it because she loves you and wanted to please you in more ways.
Hold still for a minute I’m going to put some almond oil on your back and it might not be at body temperature so it will seem cold.
She went to massage school because she told me she was sure you went to some school to learn about pleasing her, she told
me many stories of the time you spent pleasing her.
What? She told you details about our sex life?
Yep, and she was bragging the whole time. She smiled a lot too. She told me that any woman who doesn't learn every trick in
the book to please her man is a fool. Now hold still I’m going to climb up and walk on your back.
Hold on a minute did Jenny teach you about back walking and how to do it correctly? How much do you weigh?
Don’t worry I weight maybe 5 pounds more than Jenny I’m just a little shorter that’s all. She was 5’4” right?
Yep.
Well I’m 5’2” and I weigh 109. So I won’t hurt you one bit. So hold still because I have only done this in practice before on Jenny.
You walked on Jenny’s back?
Yes and she said I did a wonderful job.
OK do it.
There now is that too terrible?
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