i am new to this web site and i am assuming this is the place where newbies can ask questions. the tile of the forum is "reports by nookie newbies". if there is a better place, please advise me and i will post in correct forum.

I am booked for a one week trip to Hong Kong in February 2012, so I have been doing my reading so that I will be prepared for my visit. Could someone who is more familiar with the Hong Kong language please help me with the following questions:

I went into the list to find DB (as in gal’s DB), but it is not there. From the way it is being used in the forums, it sounds like it stands for an advertisement. But, what do the letters stand for?

Ed Zachary disease = A woman with an unattractive face: I laughed long and hard at this one. Does anyone know who Ed Zachary is?

fire and ice = a blow job switching between hot tea and ice: I have read that this a specialty in Macau. Can anyone tell me how you use hot tea and ice during a BJ ?

PDD = Poison Dragon Drill: I see what the letters stand for, but what is a Poison Dragon Drill?

Merkin = Pubic hair wig: am I reading this correctly? I think that if I was in the middle of drilling some WG doggie style and her bush fell of, I am almost certainly going to go into cardiac arrest.

During my reading, I also noticed the following items to which I have the following comments:

Brown Shower = Defecation on your partner: I must lead a sheltered life. This kind of behavior seems kind of over the line to me.

Lot Lizards = Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts: I like this one.

Thank you in advance for any help.
66bob6

pdd is licking ur ahole.   not sure what other questions u have.

i mostly wanted to know what the letters DB stood for

Data Base

Look up at your screen to your left title bar. It says Gal' DB. Click on it and voila!

Theres a whole section for newbies to read up on, you might wanna go there first. Plenty of tips, info and hints too but have fun in HK!

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... hlight=Ed%2BZachary
Post on Jokes section by giggs11
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Ed Zachary

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your clothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the froor."

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, "Now...you crawl real fass back to me," and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case of Ed Zachary disease....worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem."

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Ed Zachary Disease....that when your face rook ED-ZACHARY rike your ass!"

Is there a forum for pre-newbies?

If not, I would like to recommend one.

i have been reading that section as well the others (for a couple of weeks now). i was just reading the joke section that SEAJ mentioned, and it's excellent. i must say that the amount of information on this site is mind boggling. i can't believe the depth and variety that the HK sex scene has. every time i come to this site, i learn more things to do and try. Example: one of the brothers was saying that he was looking for a tall WG s so he could do upright mish. I feel a bit silly but can anyone tell how you do upright mish? one problem i know i am going to have is my expectations for my one week stay in HK are so high now, i know i'm going to be disappointed.