Bros, please wallow in my pain.

Weekend, afternoon, time to kill and I head to SKM, WC, for some afternoon delight. I'm outside the door and the SO calls and asks to meet up.

In the real world that would be a cock block, but what is it in monger-land? Apart from frustrating!?

Man... not cool.

Any of the bros ever been caught close?

[ Last edited by  oldschoolboy at 8-10-2011 18:55 ]

I feel your pain! That has happened to me quite a few times actually. The SO either wants me ro come home early to spend time with her... Read: sit there on the sofa while she plays with the computer... And don't EVEN think abou getting some! All I usually get in this case is being called ham sup lou...  The other is exactly you situation. Today I was thinking of going for a punt right after I finished my shit I had to do and the SO called me and wanted to meet up and accompany me while I finished up my errands then go home with me... Of COURSE to NOT have sex or anything! Damn women! The truely ARE men's biggest curse and blessing at the same time!

I think this phenomenon deserves a new 141 term.

I nominate 'fishing'.

S/O, GF, wife is fishing to see if you bite. If you reject to meet her, she'll suspect something is fishy (something is up). If you do meet her, you've grabbed onto the hook.

so it would be like
"so the SO was fishing again and i had to leave before i had could punt"
or "the SO was fishing while i was punting and blah blah blah to get out of it"

I can see it work

Yeah, I bet we've all be the target of a fishing woman.  (an "angler"?).

I hate those calls when you are already in the room and going at it and then she calls.  Shit!  Kinda throws my mood and concentration.  (I say "kinda" because, of course, I keep right on doing what is my god-given-right to do..., but it does steal a bit of the enjoyment).  Damn women - inconsiderate!

i can describe this as murphy's law. always seems to work like that.
the real poll is, how many people go foward with mongering vs go back to SO

Get a time consuming hobby.....Golf

sorry guys.... i just don't get it. only time i go punting is when i'm bored out of my mind and need to find some release. if the SO wants to spend time... how is that bad? as for them not giving it up.... if you're married... i can understand... but if y'all are just dating... maybe it's time for a new gf. no?

~UD

Not quite the same situation, but I've had a WG booked for the afternoon as I knew the SO was going to join some friends for a mah jong session that day.

The day arrives and she wants me to shag her that morning, after about 2 weeks of no shagging! Needless to say, I had to cancel my plans

Here's a suggestion ...

start to build up a reputation for being unavailable

phone battery dies (smartphones are great for this   )
put your phone offline during meetings (you can even get an app to do it automatically)
in the bathroom, left the phone on your desk
can't hear ringing in the MTR
put the phone on silent during a meeting, forget to turn it back on
... etc ...

of course, the best excuses are the ones SHE uses when you try to call her and can't get through (ain't it funny how it's not OK for you to be unavailable, but it's totally ok for her to be uncontactable?)

Bro just say you took up swimming or you are play basketball and couldn't hear your phone ring. Swimming is probably the best you can't take the phone with you into the pool. Basketball also good as it more believable if you already play.

I think it's better that you have a "fishing" option as ooppsed to being a "master baiter"

u have bigger issues lol.  she has you on a leash. *whipped* haha

think of it as building up for a bigger release

As someone mentioned you have to set her expectations that you don't answer your phone for one of a million reasons (on the other line, in a meeting, too loud to hear, whatever...).  If you jump everytime she calls you've trained her to expect an immediate answer and/or callback.  Train her otherwise.  Like I said above, it affects the mood when my SO calls in the middle if a shag, but it doesn't stop me - I'll call her back when I'm free to do so.

This is a great plan and works extremely well!!

Not being fat or anything, but according to Hong Kong Standards overweight I opted to take up thai boxing to trim down a bit.  4 times a week for 2 hr classes with an additional hr or 2 for lunch after with fellow classmates.  

SO knows about this and aware I cannot answer the phone at this time and also during the so called lunch as it is too LOUD it tell her sometimes I can't hear the phone ring.  

I chose day time classes as it draws less suspicion although harder to find top quality girls so early it is worth it.  As we all know anytime a man is out at night in the absence of there SO, regardless of what you are really doing, there is always higher chances of the so call "Fishing".  Even if SO doesn't call, she will definitely be thinking to an extent in the back of her head.

Although I miss the overnights and the quality of the later working girls, still need to play it safe as a Man has his needs and lets face it.  Asian women after having a child tend to hold out a lot more.  (For many reasons of course and having a live in DH doesn't help much either)

Weird this topic just came up!  It JUST happened to me!!  I was heading out this a.m. To meet a regular when my SO says "fuck me before you go!".  Okay sweetheart!!   

But cancel with the regular??  Not at all - just pushed back the time.  

So, my SO will be grinning all day (funny how a gal's mood changes so much when they've been recently banged right?).  Us guys?? - we lighten up for 20 minutes then back to being horny and hungry!  

Anyway, - expect I'll sleep well tonite.

Rule number one: dont answer! You know its going to ruin your day!
Rule number two:use one of Dartagnan's excellent excuses (where did you find all these?) when you call back the SO (you have plenty of time to find the most suitable while punting!   but dont let it distract you too much! You can even use it as a way to delay the shot! When your close you ask yourself "what kind of excuse will I use for the SO?". Thinking SO will cool you down (well it does for me at least as itbrings up some guilt! ;) ).

they are all hers!!