A sexy young girl went out on a beach... while sunbathing, a very old guy asked her if he could squeeze one of her boobs.
The Girl got mad and stood up but the Old man said I will pay you $500 if you let me squeeze one...
The Girl got furious and was now ready to leave. The old man stopped her and said Let me just squeeze it for a short time and this time I will pay $1000.
So the girl thought that it wasn't a bad idea. So she told the Old man that he can squeeze it for $1000..
The Old man squeezed one boob and said " OH MY GOOOOD!"
" OHHH MY GOOOD!"
" HELP ME!!!!"
" WHERE WILL I GET $1000?"