Mom's Drivers License
A little boy goes to his Dad and says, "Dad, mommy won't tell me anything about herself."
Dad says, "Well son, go to her wallet and check her drivers license. It's a kind of report card for women."
A few days later the little boy goes to his Mom and says, "I found out a lot of information about you."
Mom, "Oh really, like what?"
Little boy, "You're 5'6" and 125#. And I know why Daddy divorced you..."
Mom, "Oh really?!!!"
Little boy, "Yeah, you got an F in sex."
|