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Post at 30-6-2011 01:20  Profile P.M. 
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an accidental encounter

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

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Thai-delight   31-7-2011 20:47  Acceptance  +1   Thx
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Post at 5-7-2011 16:35  Profile P.M. 
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hahahaha   penis is as hard as your elbow, kind of dream of every man
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lmao i'll make sure to rememebr this one thanks
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lol. that's funny. I like that
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