This Is Your Captain Speaking
A Boeing 747 was just coming in to land at New York when the co pilot asked the pilot, "Frank, what are you going to do when we get to the 'Big Apple'?"
The pilot replied, "Well I'm gonna make love to Suzy our blonde stewardess and give her a night to remember. But before I even think about that I'm gonna take a real good shit!"
Unfortunately, the pilot left the intercom on and this piece of information was relayed to the amused passengers and to the horrified Suzy who was at the back of the plane. As she rushed up the plane to tell her lover that the intercom was on, she tripped in her haste and fell flat on her face in the aisle.
A little old lady in the adjoining seat looked down at the stewardess and said sympathetically, "Ain't no rush, honey, he's going for a shit first!"
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