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Bob's Story -- The Pooner Phone Story

All Name's and Date's and Cities have been changed to protect the guilty!

Again this story is a little long winded and filled with some unnecessary information, but this is what I was told!

This is NOT a story about a visit to a WG a SPA or Vegas -- BUT it did take place in Vegas --

Bob's Little Story --

I have a friend who is a little older then me 50++ now, and I only met him originally by hitting a little white ball around a big green
field one day while I was out of town. We recently saw each other again while at a meeting of other like minded gents (playing golf).
Anyway we had just finished up the front 9 and I needed to get a new sleeve of balls out of my bag and while I was getting the
balls my
"other phone"
fell out of my bag. Bob picks it up and then looks in the cup holder on the golf cart where my real cell phone was parked,
and asks? You have 2 phones? I said I sure do. Bob says why do you have 2 phones? I tell Bob that the 2nd phone is for private calls
that I don't want on my regular phone, you know like calls to my bookie and calls setting up card games etc... Bob laughs at me and
says:
'you lying sack of shit'
that’s your pooner phone isn't it! I am now in shock that Bob just said that out loud and I look around for the other 2 members of
our little 4 some to see if they heard Bob's remarks. I felt relief when I saw they were already 50 yards away in their cart driving to
the 10th tee. I quickly grab my 2nd phone and tell Bob that if he knows what a
"pooner phone"
is then he can't be pointing fingers at me. Bob starts laughing again and starts to tell me the following story that he says I can
POST here for you all to enjoy (ponder, laugh at, whatever)

Bob says it all started in 1996 when his 1st wife Sandy died of breast cancer, she was 35 at the time and they didn't have any
children, Bob told me she was a great gal and they had a good marriage and a good sex life together. Well after Bob's 1st wife
died he started to find relief in a few WG's he met through another guy friend who had a few connections. This activity keeps
Bob happy until 1999 when he decided he wanted a chance to have a family and a few kids. So Bob started to look around to
see if he could find another Sandy, keep in mind Bob is now 41 (in 1999) so he is restarting the whole family thing a little late.
But Bob keeps at it and meets a number of gals who might be OK, but nothing great. On a trip to his see his sister in Reno in
2000 Bob's sister introduces Bob to a co-worker who is 27 (we will call her Debbie) anyway Bob likes what he sees in Debbie,
fit, young, smart, pretty much good breeding stock for a family, their relationship blooms and finally Bob talks to her Dad
(shit her Dad is only 6 years older then Bob, o'h boy) But after Bob has a nice long talk with her Dad and family they realize Bob
really is looking for a wife and not just a young plaything. So Bob asks Debbie to get married and they tie the knot in 2002, Bob
told me that just to make sure he was not just thinking with his dick he tells Debbie they both must sign prenuptial agreements
just to cover what each was bring into the marriage. Keep in mind that Bob has way more to lose if something goes wrong but
he talks Debbie into seeing his side and her side. Her main assets are a house in Reno and a 401k from her company
(less then 200k total) the reason Bob is telling me this is because he has done pretty good in the market and done very
good flipping houses getting out in 2007, so his separate assets are now 50+ times what Debbie’s are. Anyway I tell Bob to
hurry up with the story already as we are now on the 10th tee and we have to hit our shots and move on down the fairway.  
Long story short Bob says that after they get married Debbie does get pregnant with their 1st child and everything seems to
be going great. Shortly after the birth of this child Bob is anxious to enjoy his wife’s body and share some lovemaking with her.
Bob said it was OK but Debbie just didn’t have the same enthusiasm she had shown before the birth of the child, no bj’s w/cim,
no dt, no long nights of sex, sex, sex, she would have a quick session of sex but it was just not the same.  Now don’t take this
wrong Bob loves his wife and children (another one was born last year) But as Bob has had many fun fill days and nights not only
with his 1st wife Sandy and now Debbie but a whole troupe of WG’s Bob felt he was missing out on some fun. So after the 1st
child Bob started to see a few new WG’s (younger, fitter, never say no kind of girls)

BUT here is where this story GET’s WEIRD and ties back into Bob laughing about seeing my pooner phone.
Bob tells me that a few years ago when he was getting home from this very same business conference his wife Debbie was
helping him unpack his luggage and she found his ‘other phone, his pooner phone” an she started asking him what it was and
he said that it was for calls that he didn’t want on his regular phone, she asked why wouldn’t he want every call to show on his
phone, Bob said look Debbie I will tell you the truth BUT you may NOT want to hear it. Debbie started yelling and screaming at
Bob and says all the things that a wife in rage will say. She then asks: Bob have you been cheating on me? Bob says it depends
on your definition of cheating, Bob says I love you and I love our kids, but I do not enjoy the way you have put a limit on our
love life. Debbie when we were 1st married you jumped my bones 24/7/365 and nothing was off base. What happened?
Debbie says: I wanted a baby so bad that I felt I had to do anything to keep you going and when we had our 1st I didn’t
feel the same. Bob says well I got used to the fun we had and I missed it so I hired contract workers to fill in where you
were not taking care of my needs. Bob says Debbie just blows her stack and says he will regret the day he cheated on her
and Bob tells her she better read her prenuptial agreement.

Later that night Debbie comes to Bob and asks him to tell her what he means by read your prenuptial agreement, Bob says
Debbie if you read it, it specifically outlines what you expect and what I expect and it also tells you what can break our prenuptial
agreement, Debbie the only thing that can break our prenuptial agreement is me “Lying” to you. As I have been truthful and
more then willing to tell you any details you want to know about. Sure you can take 50% of everything we have built together
but that’s it you can not get at my company money or my stock funds or anything else that has built up over the years making
me very rich, I still love you and the kids and am going to support you and the kids and send them to great schools BUT I am
NOT going to stop having some fun on the side. So Debbie you have to decide, do you want to leave me because you were
unwilling to take care of my needs? What are you going to tell the kids when they are older and can understand? Debbie
then storms off in anger to another part of the house.

Bob tells me that Debbie came and found him in another part of the house just before midnight and she said she put the kids
down for the night and could he please come with her into the bedroom so they could talk some more? Bob says sure, When
they got into the bedroom Debbie starts taking her cloths off and then asks Bob to lay down of their king bed, Debbie then
gives Bob the best massage he can remember and then proceeds to give him a great blow job and when Bob gets close to
blowing he warns Debbie who then starts to deep throat him, Bob blows and Debbie swallows every drop. She then starts
with the massage again and pretty soon Bob says his little head has reared up again and they make love way better then the
old days before they had children. This goes on until Bob has to tell Debbie he needs a rest she says OK you are the boss, Bob
says Debbie why the change of attitude? Debbie says something that Bob says maybe one of the most important things to
women: Bob you didn’t lie to me, you told me the truth even though you knew it would devastate me and maybe cause us
to get a divorce. I love our kids and I love you, you work hard, you provide for us, you love our kids, everyone likes you
because you care about everyone around you. I will change from this day forward.

I tell Bob that is a pretty weird story, Bob laughs at me when I ask him about his contract workers. Bob says No, I have not
seen any WG’s since that night my wife found my “other phone” BUT I could because I still have the phone Bob says, really
I say, where is it I ask? Bob says it is mounted in a leather cell phone case on the mirror above my wife’s dressing table; she
had it put there to remind her that she has more responsibilities then just taking care of the house and the kids.

I asked Bob is he getting enough loving from his wife? Bob says with a laugh “Damn I have to go out of town just to get some
rest; I think she is now trying to fuck and suck me to death. She even told me she made friends with a nice Asian gal and
wanted to know if she should bring her home some day.” I am so fucked now, I just want to play some golf and get some rest.




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paladin310   27-3-2011 19:24  Karma  +1   Original
JackTheBat   24-3-2011 22:44  Karma  +3   unique story AND happy ending!
SEAJ   24-3-2011 14:24  Karma  +2   LOL! Shud submit to Reader's Digest!
Petay_1283   24-3-2011 11:40  Karma  +1   A great Read!
Petay_1283   24-3-2011 11:40  Acceptance  +1   A great Read!
DArtagnan   24-3-2011 11:10  Karma  +5   Great story ... awesome balls!!
bp626   24-3-2011 09:32  Acceptance  +1   Excellent Story & Thank U, 49butfun
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Reply #1 49butfun's post

that was a hell of a story, 49butfun...       it sure made me laugh and brought a big smile to my face. even though it had

nothing to do with punting or erotic massaging by you, it sure is nice to hear some funny shit once in awhile. thanks again for that

great report, buddy...   i hope that story is not about you, is it?




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No.

I wish I could get invited to Bob's house to see the good wife --

you get up to bay area much?

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Reply #3 49butfun's post

no, sorry. i only went to SF no more than three times. my visit to GF (Golden Flower) during 9/11 and the last time was last summer

but we went to San Jose and the Winery Country place. only stayed 4 days but no chance to PUNT or EROTIC MASSAGING. i do

have some good friends up there but they mostly come down to so-cal. how about you? you venture down to LA alot? i love the

weather in the Bay Area though. nice and super chilly cold temperatures. i am from Canada and love the COLD WINTERS......  this LA

HEAT shit sucks balls....    hehe.....  yes, i ask why i live here too....   




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Reply #1 49butfun's post

Nice heartwarming story.

Moved to Chat, more appropriate here.
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Bob did get laid?



QUOTE:
Originally posted by JckJr at 24-3-2011 10:18
Nice heartwarming story.

Moved to Chat, more appropriate here.

Just wondering why you moved this POST as Bob did get laid -- he just got jumped by his wife?
And there is a pretty good message to all gents.
Is there something I can read to give me a better outline of what belongs and what does not
belong in one area vs another?

thx,
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Reply #5 JckJr's post

Is this a better place to POST ?

thx,

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Reply #6 49butfun's post

I've replied to your PM.
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10-4 thx, I understand

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