I'm sure NM got the 'correct' answer,
but I'm more conventional ...
If this was still in the jokes section my answer would be:
My life long budy can take care of himself and the weather's only cold & wet, no life threatening situation...
The very old lady who looks very sick is probably very sick, she could die anytime, but she's already lived a full life ...
The girl of my dreams ... well ... as I pulled in to stop I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the bus behind me ...
I'm a good person - I stop and get out of the car, first I help the old lady onto the bus and make sure she's
properly seated, then I let the girl on to the bus and also make sure she's seated, finally I would wink at my
buddy and we'd walk hand in hand to my car on our way to the nearest motel ...