Originally posted by Jake at 13-12-2007 20:25
I've been choosy my whole life. Never had an ugly GF and never had an ugly WG. I'd rather give myself a HJ.
My problem here is that I have a really ugly hand.
Obviously Jake doesn't believe in the Mercy Fuck. Look bro, in every guy's life, he has to fuck at least one really ugly chick. It's sort of like giving something back for all the beautiful girls we've been allowed to screw. The Pussy God will smile on you, and you'll have brought a little joy into an otherwise barren life.