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RockyShah Nookie Newbie UID 59084 Digest Posts 0 Credits 0 Posts 8 Karma 0 Acceptance 1 Reading Access 10 Registered 17-1-2011 Location UK Status Offline

#1 Post at 7-2-2011 05:37  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L exclusive nudist colony Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him. Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities....."Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks." Recent Ratings JJJ37   7-2-2011 08:15   Acceptance   +1   I get 20 erections a day and no fart...g

RockyShah Nookie Newbie UID 59084 Digest Posts 0 Credits 0 Posts 8 Karma 0 Acceptance 1 Reading Access 10 Registered 17-1-2011 Location UK Status Offline

#2 Post at 7-2-2011 20:34  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Cheers JJJ37 Thanks JJJ37 and I hope you join the Club and thanks for the rateing

borbe13 Nookie Newbie UID 75541 Digest Posts 0 Credits 0 Posts 4 Karma 0 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 10 Registered 28-9-2011 Status Offline

#3 Post at 28-9-2011 10:10  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L okay to be nudist at home without people around

carbonlist Nookie Newbie UID 68755 Digest Posts 0 Credits 18 Posts 24 Karma 18 Acceptance 3 Reading Access 10 Registered 28-6-2011 Status Offline

#4 Post at 22-11-2011 02:34  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L lols, hilarious.  I actually LOLed

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