Attractive blond woman
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
" Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes ! "
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed......
" YES ! YES ! I WON, I WON !!!! "
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
" What did she roll ?" The other answered,
" I don't know - I thought you were watching ! "
Moral - not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
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