I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16
or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Hawley's pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind
the counter, and she could see that I was new at
it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew
how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this
is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package,
took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused so, she looked
all around the store to make sure it was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door,
and locked it.Taking my hand, she led me into the
back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it
aside. 'Do these excite you?'
she asked, holding her breasts up for me to see.
Well, I was so dumb-struck
that all I could do was nod my head. She then
said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was
slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on',
she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked
at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that
condom on?' she asked. I said,
'I sure did,' and proudly held up my thumb to show her.
Then she beat the **** out of me.......

房、车、结婚似乎成了年头年尾聚会80后最爱谈论的话题。先漠视前两个话题，你结婚了吗？你有对象结婚了吗？你成了所谓的剩女了吗？如果是，信任你对相亲一点也不陌生。如何获得相亲优质男的第一眼认可，信任是每个去相亲的MM都想要的。

　　如何画一款相亲优质男最爱的妆容，让你相亲大获全胜。



　　如果他是公务员，他也许会爱好大方简约妆

　　公务员在当下的吃相程度已经越来越高，甚至成了最抢手的货之一，稳定收入，稳定的生活，甚至对下一代的培植教导等等有很有保障。

　　如果你相亲的是一个公务员，那么恭喜你，你选择的是平稳的生活，也许会短缺激情，但生活会很有保障。

　　那么公务员爱好什么­

　　作为一个公务员，他爱好的是一个大方得体，能带得出去各种相关应酬的妻子。大方简约的气质就是他们看人最首要的标准。想要虏获他的心，大方简约的眼妆跟清爽的发型都是很首要的。

　　与公务员面试小tips：

　　虽说公务员们都久经酒场，不会喝也会敬，但，在他们面前千万别表现得很会喝酒，他们心坎真正想要的是一个贤惠的传统的女子的，而且，酒后易多言，言多则必失，尤其第一次见面，能不喝酒尽量不要喝。



　　这款妆容，流露着传统的经典美。自然的元气眉毛，让人显得端庄而正气感十足；深紫色的眼影让人显得更有气质，更高贵典雅；健康亮丽唇色使妆容显得更洁净；复古刘海也是这个造型的关键，复古感让人显得更典雅高贵。



　　STEP1：自然元气眉

　　选择与头发颜色较为接近的眉笔，从眉头道眉尾一步到位画眉毛，别把眉毛画得太粗太生硬是重点。

　　STEP2：紫色小烟熏

　　选择紫色系眼影，分层次上眼影，用珠光打亮眼窝后，上紫色眼影，注意眼尾部分用深色，这样才干打造双眼深邃感。


　　STEP3：提亮唇色

　　进行唇部打底后，用润唇膏打造唇部的滋润质感，再上亮橘色唇蜜，提亮双唇颜色能让整脸气色变好。

　　STEP4：复古波浪刘海

　　进行唇部打底后，用润唇膏打造唇部的滋润质感，再上亮橘色唇蜜，提亮双唇颜色能让整脸气色变好。







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