Smartass New York lawyer in Liverpool....
A New York lawyer who is a fanatical fan of the Beatles is visiting Liverpool. He goes to the museum and decides to visit Penny Lane. On the way there he runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a scouse copper .
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a New York lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any English cop, espeically one in Liverpool.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the scousers expense!!
Scouse cop says," License and registration, please."
New York lawyer says, "What for?"
Scouse cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign. I know you drive on the wrong side of the road in America, but everyone knws you have to come to complete stop at the stop sign."
New York Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Scouse cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please, Sir."
New York Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Scouse cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,that's the law. License and registration, please!"
New York Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket." If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Scouse cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The New York Lawyer exits his car. The scouse cop takes out his baton and starts beating the fuck out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
[ Last edited by Rico at 8-12-2010 02:58 ]
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