I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had
a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede
which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box
back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off
by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub
with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few
minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a
drink?" But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So,
I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to
ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the
centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"


A little voice came out of the box:






"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME...I'M JUST PUTTING MY FUCKING SHOES ON"