This blonde walks into a telephone office and tells the man behind the counter that there has been a family emergency and she has to immediately call her mother, who is holidaying in a remote part of Africa.

After looking up the charge list, the man says that such a call to such a remote place is not easy to set up, and just three minutes on the phone would cost her 120 dollars.

The blonde is shocked, saying she just couldn't afford that much.

The man looks at her very kindly, and says gently, "Maybe we can work something out between us. Let's got to the back room."

They go out the back, where the man tells her to get on her knees in front of him, which she does.

He says, "Unzip my pants."

She unzips his pants.

He says, "Take it out."

She takes it out.

He says, "Put it to your lips."

She puts it to her lips.

After waiting for a bit, with nothing happening, the man looks down and says, "Well, go ahead!"

The blonde looks up at him puzzled, and then finally, slowly, holds it again to her mouth.

And says, "Hello? Mum?"