Two guys are talking about what they got their wives for Christmas. The First Guy says "I got my wife a lexus, and a diamond tennis bracelet"
And the Second guy says why would you get her that?
So the guy says "Well if she doesn't like the tennis bracelet she can drive the mercedes?"
Okay I'm curious, what did you get your wife?
The second man says "I got her a dildo and a snow blower"
So the first Guy laughs and asks "Why would you get her that?"
So the Man replies "When if she's not in the mood to blow she can go fuck herself"