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agamemnon33 Carnal Conqueror UID 39326 Digest Posts 0 Credits 458 Posts 418 Karma 447 Acceptance 213 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-2-2010 Status Offline

#1 Post at 13-2-2010 06:49  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Medically related What's the difference between God and a surgeon: God doesn't consider himself a surgeon. What do you call two orthopedics surgeons and a brain MRI: double blind study. In the army, the army physician used to play practical jokes.  During the annual rectal exam, the doctor would stand behind the patient, with the left hand placed on the patient's left shoulder and one finger into the patient's rectum.  Then, a second doctor would come quietly behind the patient and place his right hand on the patient's right shoulder. Recent Ratings DArtagnan   13-2-2010 13:29   Karma   +1   Awesome - love that army checkup!

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#2 Post at 17-2-2010 00:17  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L i don't get the check up joke, what's up with the 2nd doc? Ok there are tons of surgeon jokes, but here's one by a surgeon who's teaching some medical students: Even your grandma and psychologists can tell you this is a hernia. How do pathologists die? They get run over in the carpark by radiologists getting off from work at 4pm

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#3 Post at 17-2-2010 10:03  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: Originally posted by gangster at 17-2-2010 00:17 i don't get the check up joke, what's up with the 2nd doc? ... You're kidding me?? Forget the 2nd doc, that's just incidental, could be anyone ... Look at it from the soldier's point of view ... he drops his pants turns around and bends over ... then feels something going into his ass, and two hands on his shoulders ... what's he going to think?? ...   Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!

agamemnon33 Carnal Conqueror UID 39326 Digest Posts 0 Credits 458 Posts 418 Karma 447 Acceptance 213 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-2-2010 Status Offline

#4 Post at 18-2-2010 11:41  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: Originally posted by gangster at 17-2-2010 00:17 i don't get the check up joke, what's up with the 2nd doc? Ok there are tons of surgeon jokes, but here's one by a surgeon who's teaching some medical students: Even your grandma and psychologists ca ... Yea, it's like DArtagnan said, it's like some guy banging him from the behind.  Though, most of our penises are larger in grith than our index fingers.

DArtagnan (unofficial Mayor of the Forum) Master Mongerer UID 12884 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5034 Posts 4392 Karma 4928 Acceptance 2111 Reading Access 80 Registered 10-7-2008 Location Pitcairn Status Offline

#5 Post at 19-2-2010 08:28  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L QUOTE: Originally posted by agamemnon33 at 18-2-2010 11:41 most Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!

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