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Subject: Bin Laden Said: "China Cannot be messed with"
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Post at 10-2-2010 20:21  Profile P.M. 
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Bin Laden Said: "China Cannot be messed with"

Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with.

The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:

1) One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge.

2) One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours.

3) One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found that the bomb remote control was stolen.

4) One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated.

5) One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing (he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!).

6) One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him.

7) One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state).

8) Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island, but she was cheated into prostitution!

Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!

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geoduck   24-4-2010 20:30  Acceptance  +1   Very Funny
jack_daniels   19-4-2010 22:28  Acceptance  +2   Original
ruggers15   17-3-2010 18:48  Acceptance  +2   Funny cause it's true!
twiceAweek   13-2-2010 00:08  Acceptance  +2   good one !




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Post at 17-3-2010 13:55  Profile P.M. 
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haha this is so jokes! if only all of them are as funny
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Post at 17-3-2010 18:48  Profile P.M. 
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Got a good laugh outta this one.. Anything can happen in China! haha
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Post at 17-4-2010 03:48  Profile P.M. 
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LOL what can I say about china
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Post at 17-4-2010 23:06  Profile P.M. 
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very nice joke.. especially no.5 ..
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Post at 18-4-2010 23:18  Profile P.M.  Yahoo!
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Don't mess up with china laden

Lol
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Post at 19-4-2010 22:27  Profile P.M. 
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haha...this has to be one of the funniest for a long time
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Post at 22-4-2010 12:13  Profile P.M. 
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so #2 actually succeeded as well? just delayed?
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Post at 24-4-2010 18:45  Profile P.M. 
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Yo bro this is a good classic joke

keep it coming & thanks!!

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Post at 26-4-2010 12:57  Profile P.M. 
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LOL at no. 6 hahahaha.
This is great stuff man thanks for sharing.
All kinds of possibilities in China!
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Post at 26-4-2010 13:43  Profile P.M. 
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hahahaha good one bro, but what does black-hearted food mean?
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Post at 29-4-2010 22:40  Profile P.M. 
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haha i shall email this out to my buddies in china. tell them theres nothing to worry about
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Post at 3-5-2010 21:01  Profile P.M. 
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Lol better stop poking fun at the chinese you have no idea what they're capable of
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Post at 10-3-2011 02:01  Profile P.M. 
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Thank you for your story so much fun.
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Post at 14-3-2011 04:34  Profile P.M. 
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....well wht he say...is true... And that a good joke too..
Thx for posting it up... I wont bring anything to china..haaaaaa
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