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Post at 12-1-2010 22:28  Profile P.M.  Yahoo!
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"Mirror, mirror on the door

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"

Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.

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hornytoad   14-1-2010 23:06  Acceptance  +2   hilarious!
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xiaodidi   12-1-2010 22:40  Acceptance  +1   lol
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Post at 13-1-2010 05:26  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 advancivic5050's post

OUCH...this joke hurts just reading it!
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Post at 13-1-2010 10:03  Profile P.M. 
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lmaoooo
let him be a midget instead!

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nigel   14-1-2010 23:07  Acceptance  +1   That's a pretty funny response to this
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