Mother Superior has a visitor
The Mother Superior of the local convent is enjoying a nice bath when there is a knock on the door.
Despite being annoyed at the interruption, she answers, "Who is it?"
The answer comes, "Mother Superior, there someone here needs to ask you a question."
"Can't it wait?" asks the Mother Superior.
"He says it's important."
"Well who is it?" the Mother Superior asks, getting quite impatient.
"It's the blind man from the village," comes the reply.
The Mother Superior thinks for a moment, and, feeling that it can do no harm, says "Very well, show him in"
The door opens and the man enters. He looks at the Mother Superior sitting naked in the bath, and says "Nice tits missus, now where do you want these blinds hanging?"
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