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Post at 8-10-2009 00:50  Profile P.M. 
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You've got mail.......

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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Post at 8-10-2009 02:31  Profile P.M. 
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Haha, I guess the computer is meaning that she has got an email and not a real mail
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Post at 8-10-2009 02:55  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 fattyc's post

Yah...it's an oldie...

I think I heard it as a "dumb blonde joke"
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Post at 8-10-2009 04:11  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #3 paka's post

Yes it is an oldie. I was reading it and couldn't remember it but it did put a smile on my face though. Sometimes old jokes are still quite funny.
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