An Essex girl.........
An Essex girl is crossing the road, when she gets hit by a car. As she is lying on the ground, the driver, rushes out of the car to see if she is alright.
"I’m so sorry luv! I just didn’t see ya. Are ya OK?" he blurts out.
"Everyfink is justa blur, I can’t see a fing" she says,tearfully.
Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. He asks, "How many fingers have I got up ?"
"Ah fukkin "ell NO!" she screams. "Don’t tell me I’m paralyzed from the waist down an all!!!"
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