Joe met Rose on a blind date and decided to take her to the fair. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed."

So Joe took her to the man with the scales who guesses people’s weight. He looked at Rose and said, 8 stone 8 lbs. The man was wrong as Rose only weighed in at 8 stone so she collected a prize.

Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said.

So they went back to the man with the scales, who of course guessed Rose’s weight correctly. Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round. After they got off, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "I want to get weighed!" she said again.

Joe began to think this girl was a bit of a weirdo, and decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at the door with a quick peck on the cheek. Rose’s flat mate was waiting up for her to return and asked how the evening went.

"Wousy !" Rose replied.