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Post at 1-10-2009 02:01  Profile P.M. 
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Genesis.........

God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 40 years."
The mule answered, "To live like this for 40 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20."
And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 30 years."
And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 30 years as a dog is too much. Please, no more than 15 years."
And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are Monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."
And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."
And it was so.

Finally, God created Man, and told him, " You will be the the smartest creature that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."
And the man responded,"Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."


And it was so - God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a clown to amuse his grandchildren.
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Post at 1-10-2009 06:28  Profile P.M. 
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I thought this was a great joke...not the 'hahahaha' type but very intelligent...

where do u get all your jokes Rico?
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Reply #2 paka's post

Hiya Paka. I love jokes,they put a smile on my face and make the days i spend at work go faster. I have a lot of close friends who i have been fortunate to get to know who feel the same as me. We msn each other throughout the day eg: silly comments, jokes,rude remarks(mainly jokes.)  I hope to get to know some honest, down to earth bro's on this forum as well.(given time.)_

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Reply #3 Rico's post

yeye...I love ur jokes...keep em coming!
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