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Post at 29-9-2009 01:55  Profile P.M. 
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Last wish........

A cowboy is riding his horse through old Oklahoma, when all of a sudden he is captured by a tribe of indians. He is taken to their camp. The indian chief who can speak English tells the cowboy he is going to die in three days. The chief also says that since he has a big heart, he is going to give the cowboy one wish for every day until he dies, making it a total of three wishes.

For his first wish, he tells the chief he wants to talk to his horse. His horse is brought to him and he whispers something in the horse's ear and it takes off. It returns about an hour later with a beautiful woman on his back. The cowboy is furious and cusses the horse out and throws the women in his tent.

The second day he also says he wants to talk to his horse again. He whispers in the horses ear again and it takes off. It returns with another more beautiful woman. The cowboy is outraged and hits the horse and throws the women in his tent.

The last day the chief tells him he is going to die after this last wish. The cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse. He whispers in the horse's ear and it takes off once again. It returns with an even more beautiful woman, the cowboy throws his hat on the ground and says "You stupid idiot!!! I said 'Bring Posse!!!!!!!"
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