One day, a woman was talking to her friend about her upcoming marriage.
She says, " I don't know what to do! My fiance is a virgin and he thinks that I'm one too! Of course, I'm not, but this may be a deal breaker with him. What should I do?"
Her friend thinks for a minute and says, "Well ya know, if he is a virgin, then he should be easy to fool. All you have to do is wrap an elastic band around your thigh, and snap it when he starts making love to you. If he asks what the sound was, just tell him it's proof you're a virgin, that he just popped your cherry!"
The woman laughs and says, "Great,thanks. I'll try it."
Well, the wedding day came, and the festivities of the night began.
He puts his willie into her, and she snaps the band.
"What the hell was that?", he said
She says,"Oh honey, that just proves that I'm a virgin! You just popped my cherry"
He says, "Well, can ya tell me how to pop it again, quick?
ONE OF MY NUTS IS CAUGHT IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!