A couple finished having sex and the guy took off his condom and tossed it out the window.  He goes into the bathroom to wash up, but when he returned, his girlfriend said, "Oh baby, I'm still feeling horny.  Give it to me again."  The guy smiles and then searches through his drawer for another condom.  "Shit, I'm out of condoms" he says disappointingly.  "Run downstairs and pick up the one you just threw out" replied his girlfriend.

He runs downstairs to find a little girl playing with the condom.  Since he didn't want her to know what it was, he decided to call it a Twinkie.  "Little girl, little girl.  I'll give you a quater if you sell me your Twinkle" he a.  The little girl thnks about it for a while and then says, "Nooo."  "OK, how about one buck?" he continues.  She thinks about it some more and then says, "Nooo."  Wanting to get back upstairs as soon as possible, the guy says, "OK, I'll give you five bucks for the Twinkie."

They make the exchange and the girls goes hopping home with a big grin on her face.  On the way home, she bumps into her mommy and she says "Mommy, mommy, guess what?  I sold a Twinkie to this stupid guy today for FIVE DOLLARS... and I ate all the cream in the middle too!"