Italian Mafia
Why Italian men pass their
handguns down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls
his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I
wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to
take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so
you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy.. Somma day you
gonna be runnada business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-
a home and maybe a couple of bambinos
"
"Somma day you gonna come-a home
and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man.. "Whatta you gonna do
then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'Time's Up'?
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