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Guile Carnal Conqueror UID 4196 Digest Posts 0 Credits 324 Posts 385 Karma 322 Acceptance 38 Reading Access 30 Registered 6-11-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 14-7-2009 21:27  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L A blonde at emergency room A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 'So then?' 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger. Recent Ratings DArtagnan   15-7-2009 09:49   Acceptance   +2   subtle ... LOL

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#2 Post at 15-7-2009 06:13  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L haha, funny the blonde did not think of her $2000 nail polish before she put her finger there.

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