Hi Brothers!

Have a question regarding the scene in Bangkok.

I will be in Bangkok with significant other. She will be out shopping etc. and I will get about 2 hours "to myself".

Need advice on places for some quick action in a 2 hour time slot.

I will be in a hotel near center world (the biggest shopping mall in all of Asia apparently! so the Sig Other can shop till she drops... unfortunately that means I need to find love on my own )

So I need pointers to places close by where I can go, do the deed, and be back in time to give my GF more money to shop with...

Same problem in Phuket too.

PS. For obvious reasons this can't be accomplished in our own hotel room!

In two hours it will be tight.  You don't mention the name of your hotel but across the street from Central World is the Venus massage.  Its an older place and the rooms are not nice, but it is cheap and close.  If you can find the Bangkok City Inn, the Venus is a 20 second walk from there.

If you can get a bit more time, catch a taxi to Si Ayhutthia Road, or you can walk in about 15-20 minutes.  Once there you will find the J1, the CP2 massage and right next to that another massage where you can get a blow job but not a bang.  I've been to all of these and had a good time at all.  They are all a step up from the Venus, rooms nicer and all.  If you take a taxi tell them you want to go to the Europa Hotel as that will put you right across the street from the CP2 and the taxi driver will not get a commission (on your dime).

Its best to go to these places after 2PM although they may open after noon.  Of these three my favorite has been the J1 where sideline girls are 2500 and bowl girls 2000.  The CP2 sideline are 2500 bowl from 1700-1900.  Selection at the CP2 seems to have gone downhill over the past few years.

And if you just want a hand job, there are several massage places near the Venus where you can achieve this.

If you wish to minimize delays from walking and/or taxi, then from Central World, cross the street to Gaysorn Plaza, go to 2nd floor, and exit onto the skywalk to BTS Chidlom station. (Directly from Central World, I think there is an exit onto the skywalk to the BTS station.) Take BTS to Asok, exit and follow crowd to MRT interchange Sukhumvit station, get ticket for Huay Khwang.  Take MRT subway to Huay Khwang, follow exit no. 2 to street level, go left and walk about 20 paces, look up and left and there's the entrance to Caesar's.  Go in and ask for the captain Mr. A, who will tell you what the deal is.  Fish bowl girls are 2,100 baht, and sideline girls sitting on sofas are 3,000 baht.  If you are a gwailo, farang in Thai, you will be charged extra 1,000 baht because girls demand it.  

Tip Mr. A 100 baht, and when done, the girl 500 (about HK$110).  Doable within 2 hours.  Start time 2 pm, but not so many girls there.  Better if 4 or 5 pm.  Tell the girl time you wish to exit the room.  You can tell Mr. A his best customer from Hong Kong recommended you.

From Central World to Caesar's by BTS and MRT should be about 30 minutes all in.  You can arrange to meet back up with your SO at Central World or Paragon, where you get off at Chidlom or Siam station respectively.

[ Last edited by  tangoll at 25-6-2009 22:53 ]

The English spelling of the street that Chao Praya 2 and J1 are on is "Sri Ayuthaya".  But be forewarned, it's a long, hot, dusty walk from Central World to that street, and if you just get into a taxi at Central World, the driver will have difficulty understanding where you wish to go, unless you have a Thai speaker tell him.  Prices at CP2 are fixed and there's no add-on for non-Asians (farang).  In J1, the captain/greeter will quote you whatever price he thinks he can get from you; so hesitate and he'll immediately drop his price; negotiate just like you are buying a T-shirt from a sidewalk hawker.

There's the old standby Darling Sauna on Sukhumvit Soi 12 (if I remember), but place and rooms are old and musty.  Price probably has changed little in years, baht 2,500 for one girl, or 4,000 baht for two girls.

[ Last edited by  tangoll at 26-6-2009 10:10 ]

Thanks a bunch for all the help guys... You are the best!

I am currently staying at Grande Centre Point Ratchadamri Hotel but thinking of moving to the Intercontinental Hotel which is closer to both central world as well as Venus... As you can tell, time is of the essence!

Another way to approach the problem is to say what if I had more time? So then what WOULD be the best place to go to that is still not more than 3-4 hours round trip?

If I had three hours I would go to the Nataree over on Ratchapisidek.  Follow Tangolls directions for Ceasars but when you exit the subway take the Emerald Hotel exit.  Once up on the street it is a couple hundred meters at the most.  For 2500 baht you ca get a fantastic looking 20 year old girl from Mae Sai, in Thailand.  Nice white skin and just lovely looks.  I've been here about 5 times now and service has always been good, and there is no surcharge for not being Thai.  The rooms are fine, although they could use some updating.  2000 is the charge for the girls in the bowl and 23-2500 for the sideline girls.  If you can get there from 3 or 4 PM on its real good.

Venus is the closest to the WTC but its not that nice of a place on the interior it that matters to you.

I just looked, if you stay at either the Intercontinental or the Center Point and have only 2. 1/2 hours I'd take the Skytrain to Si Ayutthaya road station and just walk to the J1 (10 minutes).  The price for side line girls is 2500, if the mamasan says something else, just say, no last time was only 2500.  Girls in the fish bowl are 2000.  If you have a bit more time 3-4 hours go to the Nataree.

I went to Pattaya and Bangkok for a few days with my wife to go sunbaking and shopping etc, and printed your excellent instructions.  Couldn't get around to it though as I couldn't break free.  Got a terrible sunburn at the moment, and am off punting for a time being at least.

Don't do it. You're going to get caught with that limited amount of time. You're going to come back from a soapy freshly showered in the middle of the day.

Is this really worth the risk? Go when you're on a trip without your SO.

G

Don't worry! I have a "Get out of Jail Free" card from the time I found my SO with her lover... So its a case of "use it. or lose it"

Just don't carry your cell phone and get off the skytrain one stop before your hotel and waalk the rest of the way, that will remove any soapy freshness from your body.

Yeah, that was what I was thinking .. bangkok gets pretty muggy

I had lunch with one of the fishbowl girls from Caesar's, then went to my place to Bangkok and did our thing there.  I paid her baht 1,500 for which she was very happy.  I asked her of the 2,100 baht that we pay to Caesar's for fishbowl girls, how much does the girl get, and she said nothing, they get not one baht of that.  I find that hard to believe.  If Caesar's charges an extra 1,000 baht for farang (westerner), I wonder if the girls get that whole amount, because the captain told me that the girls demanded the extra 1,000 baht for doing a farang.  Does anyone know differently?

If you have time you should check out Poseiden...they have a website so do a search.  The girls in the fishbowl are above average but the more interesting girls are up on the 3rd or 4th floor which is set up like a bar and the girls walk around and sit and talk to you (you tell the mama-san who you want).  They also have a book with their models....a few Penthouse girls are in the book.

How long do you think it would take to go from near Central World to Poseidon? And what mode of transportation would be the fastest?

Do not count on any transportation source in Bangkok to adhere to a schedule...  If your time is truly limited, you should not take the chance...  end of story...

Have fun, CGP