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Post at 18-6-2009 03:54  Profile P.M. 
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two prawns

There were two prawns, James and Christian, swimming along the bottom of the ocean.

James accidentally rubs up against an old lantern and whoosh, a genie appears and grants James two wishes.

After a moment's thought James decides that he wants to becomes a shark so as to gain the respect of all the creatures of the sea.
Whoosh, James becomes a shark and swims off.

Two weeks later James is upset. All of his old friends are now afraid of him and his life is miserable. He decides to use his second wish, and he wishes to be a prawn once again. Whoosh.... Now a prawn once more, James swims away to look for his mate Christian.

When he arrives at Christian's house he knocks on the door and shouts out for Christian. "Go away", says Christian,
"you're a shark and you'll just eat me".

"No I won't", shouts James, "I'm a prawn again Christian".
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Post at 18-6-2009 08:22  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Guile's post

man that's a bit contrived!  




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Post at 18-6-2009 23:18  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Guile's post

Umm...okay (a little lame).  
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i don''t get the joke either..
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Reply #4 leeQ's post

I get the joke: "born again Christian" - it just wasn't too funny.
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Agree.  This was not the greatest of jokes.
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