One for the older gents
Fred joins a very exclusive nude sauna. After paying the membership fee, he is led to the changing room and takes off his clothes and starts wandering around and exploring the facilities. A petite Chinese babe brushes him on the way past and the man immediately gets an erection. Her head snaps back and she notices the erection. Before Fred could cover it, she comes bouncing over to him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Fred returns rather embarrassed, "No, umm, well, I'm not sure what you mean."
"Sir, you must be new here, so let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him into one of the massage rooms, records the number on the bracelet he is wearing, bends over and lets him have his way wth her.
After this unexpected experience, Fred decides it is time to relax for a while. He enters a sauna, sits down and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, hairy man with a massive erection steps out of the steam and moves towards him. The man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Fred replies, "No, what do you mean?"
"You must be new here, so let me explain," the man says. "When you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then spins Fred around, bends him over the bench and has his way with a too-horrified-to talk Fred.
After this very unpleasant experience, Fred limps back to the main office. He is greeted by the smiling receptionist who says, "Sir, may I help you?"
"Here is your membership card and you can keep the bloody $5000 joining fee. I'm outta here."
"But sir, I don't understand. You've only been here for an hour or maybe less. Surely you haven't seen all of our facilities."
"Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
[ Last edited by Thai-delight at 1-6-2009 00:55 ]
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