Subject: [Vilnius] Alexandra
Date & Time of Session: March 2025
Location: Vilnius
Name: Alexandra
Link: https://www.skelbiu.lt/skelbimai/aleksandra-74365540.html
Nationality: Ukraine
Age: 20s?
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Height: ?
Skill: ?/5
Service: 0/5
GFE: ?/5
PSE: ?/5
Price & Session Length: would be 140 EUR / 1h

Well, folks, it turns out I’m the luckiest guy on Earth. I showed up for the date, and—oh, surprise—the pictures? Just fantastic makeup, which, let me tell you, was the most optimistic thing about this whole situation. The girl walks in... and let's just say, she wasn't exactly the Victoria's Secret model I was hoping for. She was a bit... let’s say 'fuller' in the physique department and rocking some glasses that really made her look like a professional nerd.

So, I’m standing there, already questioning my life choices, when she slams the door in my face and says, ‘I don’t do Asian guys.’ Yeah, nothing says 'romantic evening' like a door closing at full speed. And look, I could’ve stayed and been the gentleman, I could’ve given it a solid 15 minutes—maybe 30, I’ve got patience—but honestly, it wasn’t worth it. There was no spark, no chemistry, and frankly, no 'cute.' Just a whole lotta awkward.