Birds and the Bees
A father asked his 11 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech.
At 7, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.
If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck each other... I'll have nothing left to live for!"
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