So....it's fake and a joke? Definitely confused. If it's real then get back safe...if its a joke then good one but

this is the strangest thread this yr by far

If this is real, you should email someone your real name, address etc. to get your local gov't involved.  Did you give your name to anyone or met anyone from this board ?  After giving the information, then they will know it's more unlikely a scam.

Next thing you friend or family should buy life insurance in case something happens.

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If this is meant to be a joke then it is far from funny. Quite disturbing actually.

this is shit you just don't joke about. What happens when someone is in trouble for real?? that will just be treated as fake too.

JAKE: please just come out and make it clear if it is a joke or not

If it were a real friend of mine (p.s. I don't know this Jake guy at all) I would fly over there and bail the guy out personally.
And if it turned out to be a joke I don't know how I could ever forgive him for it!

don't worry, he will be back in 2010, 1st of April..

If this is a joke you are going to get a lot of angry people. No doubt negative Karma and Acceptance pts.

If you are really kidnapped, some friend should inform your local gov't and your family / relatives.

Where are you located, what are some of the people's names involved in BA.

Why do you guys doubt this message?

1.  Women routinely demand unlimited sex from anonymous men.  We all know this and have spent our lives fending off unwanted advances from a limitless number of horny females.  It's entirely reasonable that men would be captured and forced into sex slavery, chained to a bed, in order to service the boundless appetite of female horniness.  The entire sex slave industry survives solely because of the endless desire for sex that most women have.

2.  The average mama-san from BA is normally technically sophisticated enough to configure a PC to access the internet while restricting it from reaching gmail, yahoo, etc.  And sex slavery organizations are known to be very caring about their slaves and allow them all kinds of outside access.

3.  Naturally a guy under the threat of imminent death would care about his forum status and being demoted from Forum Legendto Erotic Emperor.  What would you want on YOUR tombstone?  Of course he's gonna bitch about the demotion.

Hi guys, Jake's now back in HK, safe and sound and all in one piece.    Many thanks to the bros
who responded to my plea for assistance, though I was a little disappointed that so few [6] could take the
time to help out a fellow bro in his hour of need.    But it doesn't really matter; as I said, it only needed
one message to get through.  

My rescue was a rush job and didn't go as smoothly as I would have hoped. Had to spend some time in a
Buenos Aires hospital from wounds received during my escape, but I was outta there just as soon as I was
able to travel. And I don't expect to be going back to South America any time soon.   

Still have some rehab to go through but I expect to be back on the mongering scene very soon. For now,
I'm taking it easy, enjoying my freedom and receiving lots of TLC from loved ones.  

Cheers guys, it's good to be back with you degenerates.      

FUCK you Jake!!!


Welcome back.....MK gals miss u loads!!!

Hey, bro, welcome back. There's been some incredible young pussy around while you were away!

this is the most entertaining post i've ever read on this forum.  This is the first post i've ever read the entire way through all the responses
Regardless of joke or not, at the end no one was hurt. and 'hopefully'
no one got their computers hacked.  



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So, give us the play-by-play on the dramatic rescue.  How many slugs did you take, how many bad guys got killed, etc.Was your mama-san a casualty?

Jake get well soon yo...I can't wait to read some of your nasty reports once ur back in action!

Actually bro, I'm just tryin to forget the whole fukkin thing.    Let's just say it was vey messy
and the body-count was high but, as far as I know, there were no 'innocent' casualties. The mamasan
is OK and we got her out of the country before I left. Her life wouldn't be worth shit if she'd stayed
in Argentina.

I was kinda wary about putting this thing on a public forum but I didn't really have a choice .... And any
vice cops out there [I'm sure they monitor this site] probably think it's a joke anyway.   In a safe
place like HK, they probably can't even imagine what goes on in a place like South America. It's like the
fuckin wild west out there. And nobody involved is gonna report anything or say anything.  

I'm more worried about my medical check-ups. I did a lot of bare-back fucking out there - not by choice,
and I need to make sure I'm OK. But so-far-so-good.  

I suppose the shoot out was just to even the score?  Since you were being held by a girl and the guys who took you thought you were already dead, wouldn't it have been easiest for your pals to spring you without wasting a lot of ammo?

Or was it that you didn't want the evil doers to come lookin' for you again?

Jake,

I am actually glad you are back with us.
While u were away, we couldnt handle those fucktarded members posting shite all over the place with their ridonculous questions and comments.

Btw, what actually happened to you since you claimed u were RIP 60 feets under?
Gotta give it to you, u played the drama well, for 1 fucking year, u never post a single post from Jake's account. Grand exist and dramatic entrance.....

Having said that, fuck you man!!! you got all these free bareback shit...I hate you..you so luckY!!!!

There's certainly been a lot of changes since I was last here; some good, some not-so-good. Sorry I missed it all.   
I really missed you guys, not to mention all that sweet Chinese pussy.  

Stiill tryin to catch up but I checked back and found the 'Jake is Dead' thread. That was a dumb-ass friend of mine
who will soon be duly reprimanded. By then the unrecognisable body of 'Jake' had been buried. Some believed it
and some never did. Jake's not that easy to get rid of.    

I agree with you and it wasn't my idea. But my Brother wasn't going to leave without payback.  

Wow! Are you really back, Jake? The HK reports section has been taken over by HG reports, man! And it seems like most HGs are joining in the trend for promotion through letting punters take their real pics! Hence the emergence of more and more sophisticated photo reports (SLRs and shit!) Not many brothel or walk-up reports these days, but I hope you'll bring some balance back...

Wonder when Mars will re-emerge...?

Eh....I don't mind Jake..but Mars? Really? U want him back?