Sorry bro, just kidding dont take it seriously.

I promise to do report on WG

[ Last edited by  goodjob at 19-6-2008 17:30 ]

We'll hold you to that !

I guess i'm probably the only married guy on here who's wife knows i go visit 141 girls.

Reminds me of a movie I saw.  The waiter's wife is a paraplegic and helps him find 141 girls.  "Lau jing, but lau jing" was the expression his wife used.  Then he falls in love with a 141 who happens to be an energy sucking ghost, the twist, his wife is also dead and he feeds her congee with melted white candles (Chinese thing) and surrounds the house with lotus roots or something to get rid of the corpse smell.  It was part of that era where they had these series movies called "Ghost Stories" or something coming out every week.

... it is not yin and yang, it is more like 80%+ yin (wife/family) and 20%- yang (whores and Mistresses) depending on the time, day, season, etc...

Family and wife ALWAYS comes first!  Never take your family or wife for granted and always put them before whores.  I have hit many walls and had a lot ( I mean A LOT!) of experiences to make this claim.  Have your fun?  Hell yeah!  but never at the expense of your family.  

School plays before whoring ways.
Playing catch before licking snatch? LOL
Spousal closeness before dirty mistress.
Family time before a paid horizontal climb?  LOL

I'm no poet, and I know it.

So lay off my poem attempt!  LOL...

Two Chinese sayings

"Husband can go out to play, just don't bring the fox home" (not sure, but I think its Cantonese)

"Always hand in your homework" (Cantonese phrase)

No matter what people say about their wives, they have to love them.  Why the hell else would you marry them?  For me, I love my wife and family more than anything in the world.  My hobby is just a hobby and it has nothing to do with my family.  

I will never put hobbying before my family,  and I will never put my mistresses before my family (ever again! LOL-  keep guessing bros!).

I don't care if you don't listen to anything I have ever said before on this forum but for those youngins who plan to get married some day, definitely take this bit of advice from an old fox who has been in more fox-holes than you probably will in your lifetime.  

Reminds me of a joke though, if you ever run into an older person in HK.  Very Cantonese.

More likely than not they will say, " Ngor sik yeem dor gor nay sik fahn ar"
                                              "I have eaten more salt than you have rice"
Best response, "Mmm gwai Gee nay gum ham la!"
                      "No wonder why you are so salty!"  LOL...

Too funny.

ouch man. i know how you feel.