As trolls go, this was a great series...what game you are really playing here is a mystery. You obviously had a pretty good time writing this, but soon, it will be time to leave. Real soon. Maybe before you have time to read this, but, oh well.
I personally would have used even more adjectives to describe your, ahem, (forgive my Victorianness here)
the proud evidence of your desire. Also, some exact idea how big you actually are, and don't forget to exaggerate by at least a good 3-4".
The Chinese stuff was amusing , but that's really standard racist troll material. The riff on the exotic animal eating was much more creative.
Which reminds me, no tiger's penis soup for you?
I would have added a few more positions and been more graphic about it. Finally, since your lovemaking skills are non-pareil and you have a penis that really should be bronzed and put in a museum, you really should have gotten the full dai lo service, with no condom being used, and you could have creampied the shit out of all of them. The fact they capped you only proves you're just an unknowledgeable tourist. You should have fucked a couple of them in the ass as well, because with your big swinging dick, you can. I mean, since we're making it up anyway, what's the difference whether they could or not?
I mean, if you're really going to go over the top, don't go halfway, and then have reservations. Just sayin', you know.
Hopefully, next time you try this shit on a message board, you'll be a little better prepared. They really eat this shit up on ISG, you know. There, this sort of report would just make you one of the regulars, so you need to stand out a little more, and I'm not talking about your "third leg"
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Have a nice life!