Are there any particular visual attributes that separate MGals from the rest of PRC gals?  Typically taller?  Or bustier?  Different hair?  Etc?

Or is the only way to know is to ask?  I typically don't "interview" girls in a lineup.

@ mrpek

I live in China and have no trouble accessing this site.  The DB pages are off limits however, but that is a site issue not a Big Red Firewall issue.

Having said that, I have heard that local or provincial jurisdictions have some level of control over the firewall in their areas, so maybe there are places around the mainland that none of this site is accessible.

Comments anyone?

[ Last edited by  DB141 at 27-12-2011 16:32 ]

Let me finish that for you SEAJ,
Please consolidate your replies into one, and avoid double-posting. LOL!

@DB141:
So, I guess I couldn't access this site because I didn't directly go to this forum link. I usually go through the DB page to get here. Never tried going direct to this forum link though.


Just another rant for today, I was kind of disappointed with my last trip to China. It would've been even worse if it weren't for Shanghai. the local police should stop checking on the sauna there so we can have some punting freedom

If I told my SO I was going out to the Gym, she would know something was wrong!!

However if I said "I'm a bit bored think I'm going to find a WG or two to ram it home to as a special Christmas treat to me" I may get away with it, as she would probably think I was being sarcastic (not that I am sarcastic).
Going to the Gym, she would know is a lie. I've seen posts on here before advising bros going to the gym, is there some secret 141 thing I need to know? Does it unlock the gates to the next level?



SEAJ          27-12-2011 11:14          Karma          +1          Huh? XBOX - is C a walk-up or hotel gal? UNder whose stable??

I did try to put my LB in the slot at the front, which was tight. But the spinning disc inside was not to my liking.

Frenchexpat
Used to play online alot in my youth, and have to admit the Xbox is pretty cool, Just don't know where I can find the time to fit it in with my other hobbies.
And when I say other hobbies, I mean mongering>

Huh? Why would she think that you're lying? Hmm, I guess you don't have that habit. For me, I go to gym regularly, so telling that to my SO wouldn't be strange.

I suggested you to use gym as an excuse to get out is because I assume your SO wouldn't be interested in joining you in your gym activities. Unless she's the outdoor type fo girl.

I have a gym membership, but the chances of me actually going are pretty slim (unlike me!)
Anyway the only times I tend to go is if I am taking the kids with me for swimming. So the real problem would be, how much do you need to bribe the kids to say "yep we were swimming, and not sitting in a strange ladies lounge, while Daddy was helping her with something in the other room for an hour or so"

SEAJ's suggestion is more plausible, but likely to end up with a shit load of Games before the season is over. Then gotta play em all, which leads to more tiredness, which leads to more need to escape, which leads to more excuses and having to buy Xbox games, which starts the whole cycle over and over and over.

It's not easy being a guy! but do the SO's understand, not really!!

Ya gotta think ahead and prepare for outings!

The gift I had to exchange was one I bought that I thought might be the wrong format.  But I knew that if it was it would give me a great excuse to head out.  It did.

A PC broke at home a couple weeks ago --- but I didn't get it fixed then cause I knew xmas period would give me a LOT of free time with few excuses for being out.  "Going to get that damn PC fixed, see ya later, babe".

"John's brother is in town for the holidays... Gonna meet him and shoot some pool".  (John's a punting mate -- we often use each other as pre-approved alibis).  

C'mon Bros....  You can do better!!   

Think of all the creativity you waste at work!  Isn't your LB worth it???

Hehe

I'm gonna try that, and get myself a whole gaggle of "punting mates" and introduce them to the missus, so I can use them as excuses!

You my man are a smooth operator.

I'm about to go round my house now and randomly smash electrical goods to be replaced, so I can go out.  Not the Xbox though, Just got that!!

SEAJ:

If I didn't have such a distorted outlook on life it would be totally shite. As it is I do so all is good in the world, had I been born last century I would be in an asylum for sure, as my reality has no similarity to the real world.
I'm a bit like the girl in Sucker Punch, where I become absorbed into my own fantasy world!
But is it?
Or is mine the real world, where I am a stud beyond measure, and my manhood is there to feed a million hungry mouths of very attractive young ladies, who want nothing more than to sacrifice the outer layer of skin on their knees, purely to service me and give me satisfaction.

Just taken one of my pills, seems yours is the real world.

[ Last edited by  travelpro at 28-12-2011 00:12 ]

Hey everyone!

Just a quick note/question.

I really need an excuse to go back to China in March 2012. I haven't come up with an excuse yet.

I'm thinking of telling my SO, that the bank account that I have in HongKong, needs me in person to sign some
papers. Anyone have any experience in banking stuff?  A good example of signing bank documents?

Anyways, I am a little paranoid and I need to think of an excuse



PS: sorry if I haven't replied to some of your posts.

Continued from my Comment:

Well, for me I look at a girl and differentiate between PRC and not by their face. I don't know about others, but I kind of have the flair to look at this kind of stuff. LOL!

@MKK:
Hmm, is your SO involved in any part of your work? If she is actually in the dark regarding the details of your work, then you can probably tell her than you had been assigned to meet someone in China for a period of time to handle some internal issuesin your company. What this issue is depends on your scope of work and what you handle in the company.

MKK, I don't know what you do for a living, but how about the need to attend a trade show?  Go to this link....www.eventseye.com/fairs/cd1_trade-shows_china_march_2012.html.

There are >70 trade shows in China in March ALONE!!  Surely you can find one that could become a reasonable excuse to need to travel.

If I understand correctly, you do not currently live in HK. But if you ever lived in HK long enough or already have a Permanent HKID status, then you are entitled to the just issued $6000 grant (gift) from the government.

Many people who used to live in HK and came back for holidays didn't even know that there was free money waiting for them from the HK govt. Once they heard, they immediately applied.

Sure $6000 isn't enough to pay for your plane ticket to come here, but you can tell your SO that if you don't collect it, the HK govt will think you just don't care about them and won't grant you future goodies.

Got a question about punting mates. I have a few (3 actually) who I met wiout kmwing they were punters. We went to massage (veggie at first) then not so veggie but stil.a non veggie option available (took the non veggie to look clean so did my friends... We talked about it afterward and hated every moment of it knowing it was a non veggie place!). Now, appart from asking the question straight on, do you have "signals" that you use to make a guy understand (usually you wouldnt use those with someone who looks just too "normal"). I remember one of my friends, I suggested we go for massage, when we got there (Sunny Paradise) he grinded and said "can we have a "real" massage? Damn I was releived! But still, dont know how to bring the topic on the table, you guys got any hints for this?

Travel, gaming and punting are 2 major things, I always find the time (even though punting has been really slow lately, I should stop playing and punt more...!) ;)

Basically you need a third party to break the ice. I met most of my mongering friends this way.

Someone who is known to be a single, pervy, party animal. This person has to be able unabashedly talk about going to CP/DG for the ktv scenes or going to GFS/Sands/D37/KP/Neptunes2/etc for post-drinking fun and not care that some prudes will think poorly about him. Someone who doesn't mind the gossip and doesn't mind losing friends who previously thought he doesn't pay for sex.

Or ideally if you fit all my required attributes above, you can drop that third party and be the ice breaker instead.

You only need a punting mate if your going to the bars, right?  I mean, why go to walkups, HGs or saunas/massages with someone?

So...   The WanChai bars are full of punters.  No need to worry about finding a prude in Neptune2 or Escape or Makati, etc..  Any guy you see there has the same thing on his mind as you.

Thank you to all those who helped me come up with an excuse

I am still looking at all angles. We'll see

But goddamn, I miss China

@doghead. Right! Need to find that type of bro as all my friends have long term gf or SO...
@wander. Youre right, remember one friend of mine freaking out in Neptune II of seing someone we may know, I told hom, if we see him there, no one will ever know (which is foolish as it may well be hes the guy Doghead talks about and he wont care talking about it!!!!).

250!  Champagne!!!!! Now am gonna go and reread all the reports!!!! Ill start with theyear,y one from Javk, looked full of good info. Man I like this forum!

I'm already missing Shanghai. Great place.

@Frenchexpat:
Correct me if I'm wrong, so basically what you're asking about is how to tell whether your friends are actually punters or not?
This is pretty hard to do, but since you guys don't talk about it, I guess they're not comfortable with sharing it with you (if they're punters).

But in any case, what do you guys talk about? Haven't you guys ever talked about girls? Like, if you guys hang out at a cafe or something, and you see a sexy lady walking past your table, don't you guys ever comment on that? Saying things like, "whoa, look at that girl. I'd love to fuck someone like that" would be a hint for them that you have this kind of urge without having them look at you as if you're an alien (if they turned out not to be punters).

If you are in the Shenzhen area, I am that unabashed mongerer.  I fuck girls for money... I give girls money to fuck me...

CP, Dongguan, Philippines.  Thats me baby.  But I also know when to keep it on the DL~

And to do that, allow me to C+P a Wikipedia article.
Hmmmm....wonder if I can actually do this and not get in trouble?
but what the heck - I think quite a few of you guys will find this useful. So here goes!!
Just be forewarned - this is a LOOOOONG article, and one you're probably gonna keep on reading if you already start off doing so...so be prepeared to waste a lot of time!! LOL
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Mandarin Chinese profanity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_slang

Mandarin Chinese profanity consists of many slang words and insults involving sex.

While many offensive words and expletives involve insulting someone's mother, it is also common to show contempt by scorning another person's ancestors. Other Mandarin insults accuse people of not being human. Unlike English, Mandarin words for excrement or feces are less commonly used in slang and insults. Also, there are few parallels to English's blasphemous phrases, such as "God damn it".

In this article, unless otherwise noted, the traditional variant will follow the simplified variant if it is different.
Contents
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    1 Sex
        1.1 Penis
        1.2 Vagina
        1.3 Brothel frequenter
        1.4 Prostitution
        1.5 Mistress
        1.6 Breasts
        1.7 Anus
        1.8 Masturbation
        1.9 Foreplay
        1.10 Sexual intercourse
    2 Insults
        2.1 Mother
        2.2 Other relatives
        2.3 Turtles and eggs
        2.4 Illegitimacy
        2.5 Stupid
        2.6 Madness
        2.7 Buttocks
        2.8 Age
        2.9 Promiscuity
        2.10 Positive connotations
        2.11 Mixed-up
        2.12 Eggs
        2.13 Melons
        2.14 Sticks
        2.15 Ghosts and spirits
        2.16 Useless
        2.17 Face
        2.18 Girlish
        2.19 Boyish
        2.20 Inhuman
        2.21 Death
        2.22 Excrement
        2.23 Animals
            2.23.1 Dogs
            2.23.2 Rabbits
            2.23.3 Horse
            2.23.4 Bird
        2.24 Tigress
        2.25 Dinosaur
        2.26 Contempt
        2.27 Divinity
        2.28 Miscellaneous
        2.29 Action Specific
        2.30 Region specific
    3 Racism
        3.1 Against westerners
        3.2 Against Japanese
        3.3 Against Koreans
        3.4 Against communists
        3.5 Other
    4 Homosexuality
    5 See also
    6 References
        6.1 Footnotes
        6.2 Sources

[edit] Sex
[edit] Penis

As in English, many Mandarin Chinese slang terms involve the genitalia or other sexual terms. Slang words for the penis refer to it literally, and are not necessarily negative words:

    jībā (simplified Chinese: 鸡巴; traditional Chinese: 雞巴/鷄巴, IM abbreviation: J8/G8) = cock (used as early as the Yuan Dynasty)
    jījī (simplified Chinese: 鸡鸡; traditional Chinese: 雞雞/鷄鷄, IM: JJ/GG) = roughly equivalent of "thingy" as it is the childish version of the above.
    jūju (具具), baby talk, "tool".
    xiǎo dìdì (小弟弟) = roughly equivalent of "wee-wee" (lit. "little younger brother") IM: DD
    kuàxià wù (胯下物) = roughly equivalent of "the package" (lit. "thing under crotch")
    yīnjīng (simplified Chinese: 阴茎; traditional Chinese: 陰莖)= penis (scientific)
    diǎo (屌 or substituted by 吊) = dick (the same character also means to have sexual intercourse in Cantonese)
    luǎn (卵 same as "屌", used in some southern areas.
    lǎo èr (老二) = penis (lit. "second in the family", "little brother")
    nà huà er (simplified Chinese: 那话儿; traditional Chinese: 那話兒) = penis, usually seen in novels/fictions. (lit. "That thing", "that matter")
    xiǎo niǎo (小鳥) = used by children in Taiwan to mean penis (lit. "little bird")
    guī​tóu​ (simplified Chinese: 龟头; traditional Chinese: 龜頭) = turtle's head (glans/penis)

Note: One should note that in Middle Chinese the words for "dick" (屌 diǎo) and "bird" (鳥 niǎo) were homophones if not the same word and both began with a voiceless unaspirated alveolar stop (d in pinyin). Based on regular sound change rules, we would expect the word for bird in Mandarin to be pronounced diǎo, but Mandarin dialects' pronunciation of the word for bird evolved to an alveolar nasal initial, likely as a means of taboo avoidance, giving contemporary niǎo while most dialects in the south retain the Middle Chinese alveolar stop initial and the homophony or near homophony of these words.
[edit] Vagina

There appears to be more words for vagina, which are more commonly used as insults, than the ones for penis. These words are also more aggressive, and have negative connotations:

    bī (屄, 逼, 比, IM: B) = cunt
    jībái (simplified Chinese: 鸡白; traditional Chinese: 雞白) = pussy (lit. "pure chicken"; not generally used as an insult)
    èrbī (二屄, IM: 2B) = fucking idiot (lit. "double vagina"; general insult)
    shǎbī (傻屄) = stupid person (lit. "stupid cunt") IM: SB
    sāobī (simplified Chinese: 骚屄; traditional Chinese: 騷屄) = bitch (lit. "lewd cunt")
    chòubī (臭屄) = stinking cunt
    lànbī (simplified Chinese: 烂屄; traditional Chinese: 爛屄) = rotten cunt
    yīndào (simplified Chinese: 阴道; traditional Chinese: 陰道) = vagina (scientific)
    yīnhù (simplified Chinese: 阴户; traditional Chinese: 陰戶) = vulva (scientific)
    táohuāyuán (桃花園) = vagina (lit. "garden of peach blossoms")
    zhuāngbī (simplified Chinese: 装屄; traditional Chinese: 裝) = poser (lit. "pretending to be the cunt")
    dà yí mā (大姨妈) = Literally "The Eldest Aunt", a popular mainland contemporary term which refers to menstruation. Comparable to 'A visit from Aunt Flo'[1][2]

[edit] Brothel frequenter

    yín chóng (Chinese: 淫蟲) literally, lewd worms. Men who frequently enjoy having sex with women.
    lǎo píao (Chinese: 老嫖) literally, old frequenter of prostitutes. There is actually a verb for frequenting prostitutes in Chinese.

[edit] Prostitution

In addition to the above expressions used as insults directed against women, other insults involve insinuating that they are prostitutes:

    jì nǚ (妓女) = (female) prostitute
    chòu biǎozi (臭婊子) = stinking whore
    mài dòufu (simplified Chinese: 卖豆腐; traditional Chinese: 賣豆腐; literally "selling tofu") is a euphemism for prostitution.
    xiǎojiě (小姐) = means "Miss" in most contexts but, now in Northern China, also connotes "prostitute" to many young women, as it suggests expressions like zuò xiǎojiě (做小姐) or sānpéi xiǎojiě (三陪小姐) , which refers to bargirls who may also be prostitutes. This connotation does not apply outside of the People's Republic of China.

[edit] Mistress

    xiǎo lǎopó (小老婆) = mistress (lit. "little wife" or "little old women"). Note: when combined with other words, the character 老 (lǎo, literally "old") does not always refer to age; for example, it is used in the terms 老公 (husband), 老婆 (wife), 老鼠 (mouse); or other, more rare cases such as 老虎 (tiger), 老鹰 (eagle), 老外 (foreigner); or important persons such as 老板 (boss) or 老师 (master or teacher).
    xiǎo tàitai (小太太), lit., "little wife" (but definitely not to be mistaken for "the little woman", which can be a way of referring to a wife in English).
    èr nǎi (二奶), lit., "the second mistress" (means a concubine, a kept woman).

[edit] Breasts

    mīmī (咪咪; literally cat's purring "meow meow") is a euphemism for breast.
    da doufu (大豆腐; literally "big bean curd") slang for large breasts, more prevalent in Guangdong
    mántóu (simplified Chinese: 馒头; traditional Chinese: 饅頭; literally "steamed bun") also refers to a woman's breasts; as mantou is typical of northern Chinese cuisine this term is used primarily in northern China.
    bō (波, literally "wave" or "undulating", but sometimes suggested to be derived from "ball" which has a similar pronunciation) = boobs.[3] The typical instance is bōbà (Chinese: 波霸), which refers to a woman with very large breasts.
    fúshòu (福寿; literally "happy long life")
    nǎinǎi (奶奶) = boobies
    zār(咋) (Beijing slang)
    gege (Tianjin slang)
    bàorǔ (Chinese: 爆乳; literally "busty breasts (literally "explosive breasts"") = big tits, likely reborrowing from Japanese.
    fēijīchǎng (simplified Chinese: 飞机场; traditional Chinese: 飛機場; literally "airport") = flat breasts
    háng kōng mǔ jiàn (simplified Chinese: 航空母舰; traditional Chinese: 航空母艦) - literally "aircraft carrier", referring to a flat chest. Compare with 战舰 (zhàn jiàn), meaning battleship, which refers to larger-sized "chimneys" of the chest.

[edit] Anus

    júhuā (菊花; literally "chrysanthemums") - anus. This term comes from the observation that the shape of an anal opening resembles a chrysanthemum flower, where the skin folds are comparable to the flower's small, thin petals. Although nowadays usage is mostly common amongst Chinese netizens, the euphemism has existed in Chinese literature from much earlier.
    pìyǎn 屁眼 - anal orifice, asshole
    gāngmén 肛门 - anus (medical term), literally "door of anus".
    hòu tíng后庭 - anus. literally, back yard.

[edit] Masturbation

Male masturbation, at least, has several vulgar expressions, in addition to two formal/scientific ones that refer to both male and female masturbation (shǒuyín 手淫 and zìwèi 自慰):

    dă shǒuqiāng (simplified Chinese: 打手枪; traditional Chinese: 打手槍) = male masturbation (lit. "firing a handgun")
    dǎ fēijī (simplified Chinese: 打飞机; traditional Chinese: 打飛機) = male masturbation (lit. "hitting an airplane"). A term which originated from the Cantonese language.
    lǚguǎn/lǚguǎnr (捋管/捋管儿) = male masturbation (lit. "stroke the pipe")
    wán lǎo èr (玩老二) = male masturbation (lit., "play with little brother")
    wǔdǎyī (五打一) = male masturbation (lit. "five beating one")
    jiàn Wǔ gūniáng (simplified Chinese: 见五姑娘; traditional Chinese: 見伍姑娘) = male masturbation (lit. "to see [visit] Miss Five", to see [use] five prostitutes [fingers])

[edit] Foreplay

    kǒu​ jiāo​ (口交) = oral sex, blowjob
    chuī​ gōng​ (吹功) = blowjob (lit. "blow service")
    chuī xiāo (吹箫) = blowjob (play flute)

[edit] Sexual intercourse

    cào (肏/操) = to fuck (the first shown Chinese character is made up of components meaning "to enter" and "the flesh"; the second is a homophone, with the standard meaning being "to do exercise")
    gàn (幹/干) = to do = to fuck (alternatively 搞 gǎo, to do)
    rì (入) (lit. "to enter)" = to fuck. The meaning is obvious and in normal contexts 入 is pronounced rù. But when it is used as a coarse expression, the "u" is elided. See 國語辤典, vol. 3, p. 3257. It is also commonly seen on internet websites and forums as rì 日, due to similar pronunciation and ease of input.
    chǎofàn (simplified Chinese: 炒饭; traditional Chinese: 炒飯) = to have sex (lit. "stir-fry rice")
    bàojúhuā (爆菊花) = anal sex. (lit. explode the chrysanthemum (anus)), i.e., insert the penis into the anus
    dǎpào (打炮) = to ejaculate (lit. to let off fireworks)
    gāocháo (高潮) = Sexual orgasm (lit. high tide, also used to described a climax point in other domains)

[edit] Insults

As in English, a vulgar word for the sexual act is used in insults and expletives:

    cào (肏/操) = fuck (the variant character 肏 was in use as early as the Ming dynasty in the novel Jin Ping Mei). 操 is usually erroneously used as a substitute for 肏 in print or on the computer, because 肏 was until recently often not available for typesetting or input.
    cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài (肏你祖宗十八代) = fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation, the cào 肏(fuck) has been substituted for 抄, which meant "confiscate all the property of someone and of his entire extended family." In China, ancestor worship is an important aspect of society, as a result of Confucianism, where filial piety and respect for one's ancestors is considered crucial; insulting one's ancestors is a sensitive issue and is generally confronting.

[edit] Mother
A supermarket in Japan with a name similar to the Chinese profanity “tā māde” (他媽的) and as such is a joke among the Chinese expatriate community.

Insulting someone's mother is also common:

    tā māde (simplified Chinese: 他妈的; traditional Chinese: 他媽的, IM: TMD) = [fuck] his mother's, or frequently used as "Shit!" (lit. "his mother's"; in the 1920s the famous writer Lu Xun joked that this should be China's national curse word)
    tā mā bāzi (simplified Chinese: 他妈巴子; traditional Chinese: 他媽巴子 his mother's clitoris. Lu Xun differentiates this expression from the previous one. This one can be said in admiration, whereas "tā māde" is just abusive. See his essay, "On 'His mother's'" (論他媽的).
    tā māde niǎo (simplified Chinese: 他妈的鸟; traditional Chinese: 他媽的鳥) = goddamn it (lit. "his mother's dick"; 鸟/鳥 literally is "bird", but used here as a euphemism for diǎo; 屌; "penis")
    qù nǐ nǎinaide (Chinese: 去你奶奶的) = your mom (lit. "go to your grandma")
    qù nǐ māde (simplified Chinese: 去你妈的; traditional Chinese: 去你媽的) = your mom (lit. "go to your mom")
    qù nǐde (Chinese: 去你的) = fuck off/shut the fuck up (milder)
    nǐ māde bī (simplified Chinese: 你妈的屄; traditional Chinese: 你媽的屄) = your mother's cunt
    cào nǐ mā (simplified Chinese: 肏你妈; traditional Chinese: 肏你媽) / cào nǐ niáng (肏你娘) = fuck your mom
    cào nǐ māde bī (simplified Chinese: 肏你妈的屄; traditional Chinese: 肏你媽的屄) = fuck your mother's cunt
    gàn nǐ mā (simplified Chinese: 干你妈; traditional Chinese: 幹你媽) / gàn nǐ lǎo mǔ (simplified Chinese: 干你老母; traditional Chinese: 幹你老母) = fuck your mom (gàn is similar to the English euphemism do)
    gàn nǐ niáng (simplified Chinese: 干你娘; traditional Chinese: 幹你娘) = fuck your mother (Taiwanese Mandarin influenced by the regional vernacular Taiwanese Minnan 姦汝娘 (kàn-lín-niâ); also "幹您娘")

[edit] Other relatives

    ni erdaye de (Chinese: 你二大爷的) = damn on your second uncle. This is a part of local Beijing slang.
    laolao (Chinese: 姥姥) = grandmother-from-mother-side. In Beijing dialect, this word is used for "Never!".

[edit] Turtles and eggs

The 中文大辭典 Zhōng wén dà cí diǎn (Encyclopedic Dictionary of the Chinese Language)) (something a little like the OED), discusses 王八 (wáng bā) in vol. 6 p. 281. "Wáng bā" is the term that is usually written casually for the slur that means something like "son of a bitch."

A "wángbādàn 忘/王八蛋" is the offspring of a woman lacking virtue. Another meaning of 王八 is 鼈 biē, fresh-water turtle.[4] Turtle heads reemerging from hiding in the turtle's shell look like the glans emerging from the foreskin, and turtles lay eggs. So a "wang ba" is a woman who has lost her virtue, and a "wang ba dan" is the progeny of such a woman, a turtle product, but, figuratively, also a penis product.

"Wáng bā 王八" originally got switched over from another "忘八 wàng bā" (one that referred to any very unvirtuous individual) because of a nasty piece of work with the family name Wáng 王 who picked up the nickname 賊王八 zéi Wáng bā ("the thieving Wang Eight") but for being a dastard, not for being a bastard. The dictionary doesn't say, but he may have been the eighth Wang among his siblings. Anyway, he became "crook Wang eight" and the term stuck and spread just as "Maverick" did in English. There is a pun here because of the earlier expression 忘八 wáng bā used to describe (1) any person who forgets/disregards the eight virtues, (2) an un-virtuous woman, i.e., one who sleeps around. The first meaning applied to the dastardly Wang, but the family name got "stuck" to the second, sexual, term.[citation needed]
[edit] Illegitimacy

Many insults imply that the interlocutor's mother or even grandmother was promiscuous. The turtle is emblematic of the penis and also of promiscuous intercourse. Eggs are the progeny of turtles and other lower animals, so the word dàn (蛋) is a metonym for offspring.

    wángbā (王八) / wàngbā (忘八) = cuckold; this was an insult as early as the Song dynasty.

    wángbādàn (王八蛋, informal simplified: 王八旦) / wàngbāgāozi (王八羔子) = bastard (lit. "turtle egg" and "turtle kid.")

    guī sūnzi (simplified Chinese: 龟孙子; traditional Chinese: 龜孫子) / guī érzi (simplified Chinese: 龟儿子; traditional Chinese: 龜兒子) = bastard (lit. "turtle grandson" and "turtle son")

    dài lǜmàozi (simplified Chinese: 戴绿帽子; traditional Chinese: 戴綠帽子) = to be a cuckold (lit. "wear a green hat," supposedly because male brothel workers in the Tang Dynasty had to wear green hats)

    zázhǒng (simplified Chinese: 杂种; traditional Chinese: 雜種) = mixed seed, half-caste, half breed, hybrid, illegitimate child. There are proper terms for children of mixed ethnicity, but this is not one of them.

    hún dàn (混蛋) = individual who has at least two biological fathers and one biological mother, the idea being that the mother mated with two or more males in quick succession and a mosaic embryo was formed from two or more fertilized ova. This general condition is actually studied in modern genetics.

    hún zhang wángbā dàn (simplified Chinese: 混账王八蛋; traditional Chinese: 混賬王八蛋) = similar to turtle egg, see above.

[edit] Stupid

    bái mù (Chinese: 白目) stupid. Literally, white-eyed, blind. Here it means not understanding the situation and reacting in a wrong way as a result.
    bái chī (Chinese: 白痴) idiot. Someone with mental retardation.
    nǎo cán (Chinese: 脑残) 'Deficient Brain' - Disabled brain, brain has a problem.
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