I am now back home in a deep depression after a 6 week marathon punt so time to do a report, I dont plan on doing a report on each girl as for one thing I cant remember them all but i will touch on them in general. This is more of a broad cover of where I went and what i did, I apologies for the fact its not exactly in order and i jump around a bit

I am a bar man through and through and I spent my entire time in girly bar drinking, playing pool and fucking bar girls so if thats not your thing dont bother reading any further

Started out with 2 weeks in Bangkok, stayed in a hotel at the top of soi 4 and 20m walk to my local Morning Night, average looking bar girls with 3 or 4 that rate as 7's at best.
Main attraction at this bar is the pool tables and the friendly expats, I have made some good friends out of this bar over the years. Also I have had some of my best punts from the girls in here and I hit the jackpot this trip when a new girl Jeab started and I was lucky enough to catch her that day what followed was 8 days of fuckin heaven.
Would hit the bar around 12 for beer, pool and her company then around 4 head back to the hotel for 2-3 hours of bed sport, send her home then back out drinking and visiting different bars and Gogo bars.

Meet up with bro Cookiemonsta most nights he was there and I showed him a bit of my world and he showed me a bit of his (massage and BJ bars) I skipped the massage places as I am only interested in getting 1 thing massaged but I did partake in Kasalong BJ bar which was a first for me. Cute girl and not a bad BBBJ but as I had already shot twice that day there was little chance of off loading again but she had a good try untill i called time after 25 minutes. Then waited outside for another 10-15 minutes for cookiemonsta to appear with a big grin on his face.

Meet up with an old girlfriend from Anglewitch that I have been knobbing for 5 years now off and on and had a most enjoyable night (more to come about her on my return from China) and returned the next night for a repeat performance  but she had taken the night off so I did what any self respecting punter would do I took her 19 year old friend instead

Visited Thermae for the first time with Cookiemonsta so in return I took him to Crazy House  where I must admit he looked a little stunned with completly naked girls on stage and wandering around the customers He was a bit shy when I suggested he pick a girl but once I had a girl rubbing her pussy on my hard dick and playing with her large tits he soon joined in and had the time of his life.

There were another couple of girls in there but to be honest I can remember very little about them, one was from a gogo bar in Nana plaza and one from K&S bar which is right beside the entrance to Nana Plaza

On the 4th of Jan I flew out to Shekou to catch up with some mates and find me some fine Chinese ladys to keep me warm at night, what a bloody mistake that was. Shekou is officially dead, the standard of girls available is the worst I have ever seen it and the BS from them is even worse. in 12 days I managed the grand total of 1 FS punt and and 45 minute BJ at 5am behind the curtain of China Doll. It didnt help that I spent 4 days stuck in my hotel with the Shekou shits so on Day 12 I pulled up roots and headed back to Bangkok.
It was great catching up with my mates and that but that cant compete with pussy.

Disaster has struck I message the new love of my life in Morning Night I am coming back early from China and get your panties off only for her to tell me she has moved to Koh Samui

Cookiemonsta had returned from Hong Kong the day before me so we caught up again and hit the bars every night, after a week he headed off to Singapore but Petay 123 turned up the next day so I did it all over again.

By this time I had meet another girl on her first day at Morning Night (she used to work there 2 years ago) and before you know it I am in love again and followed the same routine as Jeab for about 5 days until the day I was drinking with Petay123 and I told her I was not bar fining her today as I was off for a pub crawl with Petay123. She threw a shitty and stormed off, I aint putting up with that shit I am paying for her company not to be my fuckin grumpy ex wife so that brought that too an end, she did apologies the next day which I accepted but that was the end of it for me which was a pity as the sex was regular and fucking good.

Headed out to the gogo bars one night with Petay123 and decided to head to Angelwitch for some decent music instead of the usuall doof doof music and after picking a girl to join me I look up to find my girl standing in front of me (she had gone home when I had gone to China and didnt expect her to be back) so I unloaded my girl onto my wingman (he wrote a report about this and is still giving me shit about it) now things are a bit hazy here but I am sure I bar fined her that night and I also arranged to meet her the next night. I later found out Petay123 had arranged to meet Jake Houston the next night but luckily in Nana Plaza so we all met up where I informed them I was meeting my girl around 9 which is where I left the boys.

I spent the next 3 days with her and I have to admit I have a hugh soft spot for her. She has a fantastic figure which I rate as an 8 (small tits let her down abit) with plenty of tattoos (MCOT) and her face rates a 7 when all done up and the lights are turned down but a 6 in the morning, but overall with the GFE I rate her as a 10.
If I was looking to settle down I could see me with her but thats at least 5 years away if ever so she is shit out of luck

Overall to me Bangkok is still the place to go,  a lot of people keep going on about how its changed and the girls are mercenary and its expensive etc well maybe it has changed but I have been going for 5 years and it has not changed in that time to me.

I am back in May for 3.5 weeks and my mate Obe is coming as well so i at least have something to look forward to and get me through these dark lonely days i have to endure

Well as usual for me my relationship has gone belly up and I find myself single again.

So it's time to dust off my punting shoes and get them ready for 18 nights of absolute heaven in May.



Obe

you skipped over a few highlights:
the evening at saladeng (patpong)
the night at crazy house where we picked the same hottie with the huge knockers
the night you finally picked up at thermae

i would happily repeat all over again in a heartbeat, but this time without the 6k mistake...

reads like hemingway, thx for the share

where you headed in may? (would have used K's to ask but shot my k wad for today).

Hi JJJ37,

I am heading to the wonderful city of Bangkok.

I will visit the below places with cock in hand

- Soi 4 (Morning Night, Stumble Inn and Hilarys)
- Nana Plaza (Angelwitch for some rock n roll and visits to the love hotels in Nana Plaza)
- Soi Cowboy
- Thermae
- Crazy House
- Pat Pong

Also will be meeting some lovely girls from TF

Any chance you can make it?

Obe

Hole Master Obe, "Any chance you can make it?"

Solid agenda IMHO. Although usually in Thailand in April (Songkran; motorbike riding with cold running shower and powder), have too many commitments stateside this April.  

Some survival tips brah........ and then we get no reports of burn out and having to settle on banging 90 year olds in wheel chair

-Street food can take you seriously down. Been there many times. If it doesn't kill ya recovery can be 4-5 days.
Get "flying rabbit" at any pharmacy; small green bottle with winged rabbit on label (see pic below). White menthol flavored liquid.
Have 3 or 4 bottles on hand ready to go as going to pharmacy with the frequent trots can be problematic.


Bush Gardens (Bar & Restaurant) upstairs from Thermae and to left..... Good food, A/C, beer, billiards (bar girls will play ya), nightly live music. Good punting rest stop to cool off, carb up and hydrate. Centrally located on Sukhumvit and surprisingly off the beaten path even though its right in the middle of it.


-Currency Exchange
Stratford exchange right of Bush Gardens  (same level) has best exchange rate I've found in BKK.  
No more wasted time hunting around in 90+ heat and getting fucked on rate.


Enter Thermae from Ruamchitt hotel (same level and between Bush Gardens and Stratford exchange) to avoid what can be a huge gauntlet of katoeys out front of Thermae and on the stairs down. Go in hotel, through lobby to back and find stairs down into Thermae.
There is also a huge pool hall back there if you're into crackin balls.  


mom out

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 8-2-2017 18:28 ]

I will do one just so I can report for all you closet grannie lovers
How about this one from ThaiFriendly...

Obe

[ Last edited by  obe at 9-2-2017 10:24 ]

For us? Dang. What a trooper!

How about a 3 some with these two? I'd read that report.   
One brings enough wood for everybody if you're drained and not up.

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 8-2-2017 18:41 ]

I'm still depressed!

In fact, I am so depressed I am going to the maid parade this Sunday with a mate to cheer myself up!

OK, well now I'm depressed and jealous.
MCOT.   She had me at "Panties?"

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 8-2-2017 19:11 ]

Planing on meeting up with the " Squiter " from Thailand  and also this lovely in 2 weeks times.


http://hongkong.backpage.com/Domination/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=5398562&oid=5398587

[ Last edited by  austin821 at 9-2-2017 13:11 ]

@ cruman999 - i would LOVE to, but as you know, i'm hunting for a new job so i may not be able to take any annual leave. i will at least try
@ obe - my 6k mistake below. found her at thermae, spent the evening before with her (pic below) and repeated the next evening but did not agree on price from the get go... <-- BIG mistake

Hi Bros,

What is the quality and quantity of girls like at Thermae?
What would be the normal price guide be for ST and LT?

Is it just a bar or more nightclub?

Thanks.
Obe

Definitly not a nightclub in the normal sense as there is only soft music playing and the lights are on so you can see what she actually looks like.

2,500 baht ST seems standard and 4,000 LT but i am sure some will ask for more. So technically the same as a bar girl.

These are more part timers not full time working girls, mine worked in a Hotel and only did Thermae on the weekends but there were a few I recognised so some are probably professionals no matter what they tell you.

Its a bar but not like other bars . More like a grocery store. You come in, scan the goods, pick what you want and leave.

The quality of the girls is the best in the area IMHO.

Its single long, rectangular room. On a good evening 20-30+ girls will line the wall to the right and 20-30+ girls will line the wall to the left although I've seen less than this and other times more than this. Varies by time of day and day of week.

The girls literally are standing shoulder to shoulder in long lines to be looked at, picked, and taken out to be fucked. Girls on right like Asian men, very short time and tiny dick, (aka 2,2,2 (2K, 2 inches, 2 minutes)) and girls on left will go with anyone. There can be girls in the back and they appear usually to be stunners.  

Most guys don't come in and linger like a normal bar. They come in, get a drink, then they either walk the lines of girls and pick one or they sit around at table for a short time, scan the girls, pick one and leave.

This isn't the best spot for a timid or shy rookie, or the place to spend a lot of time checking out and making gogo eyes at a girl before deciding or spending any kind of time getting to know or warming up to the girl before leaving. Thermae is the pinnacle of assembly line sex IMHO. Things move fast here. Girls want to get picked, go fuck and hurry back so they can repeat the process. Gotta be quick once you spot a good one you want. Someone else can snatch up your girl before you turn your head a second time to look at her.  

For an experienced punter with stamina that is hungry to cycle through multiple young pussy in a evening and doesn't want to invest any time drinking, buying drinks, talking, getting to know the girls,  this is the place to go.

You make it sound like a bad thing!
I am a male slut and excel in fucking prostitutes.

This last nine months in a relationship has made me realise it is cheaper to rent then buy... if you know what I mean.
LESS FUCKING HASSLE.

Obe

JJJ37's description is pretty bang-on. however, i think it's a wonderful place to "checking out and making gogo eyes at girls." personally, i think its a great place for non-alcoholics (like myself) since the operators are not pushy with the drinks. i get to take my time, no real pressure (if i'm honest) and take the time to vet every prospect in the room. should the one i had my eye on leaves - not a problem, there are still plenty of other ladies to choose from. should i leave empty handed, it would be by choice, certainly not by lack of choice.

besides the abundance of eye candy, you'll start noticing the colourful punters circling. some are hilarious, cruman decided to arm wrestle a huge beefcake for a beer one evening and won?!? go figure?

but what appeals to me the most, like cruman said, many of these ladies are part-timers. so chances are, the sex will be genuine and i find that they actually do enjoy the sex as much as you do; and that is awesome! unlike the pros from the gogo bars, who are seasoned, distant and worse of all - fake.

but each to their own, i certainly don't mind spending a couple of hours of my evening at thermae.

@ jeffzeke, the sex was great, the tits are fake and i would of repeated again if she didn't gouge at the price. i'm not an open cheque book and certainly do not encourage bad behavior.

Girls are more genuine and warm so even though its assembly line sex its not as wham bam

IMHO that's one of the positives about Thermae.....majority of guys cycle through quickly. Dudes are focused on punting. Not as much distraction, drama and interference from gaggles of sloshed part time/non players and looky loo's. Lots of other places by Nana for hanging out and making gogo eyes all day. Can even do this upstairs at Bush Garden.

Obe will probably move into the Ruamchitt

[ Last edited by  JJJ37 at 12-2-2017 09:15 ]

All booked and ready to go...

I am really looking forward to visiting Thermae as part time WGs often provide the most genuine experience.
Some of my best punting experiences has been with part timers in HK (maids).

What are the opening hours of Thermae and is there a "best" time to visit?

Thanks everyone,
Obe