141 WG's sex manual - what not to do

What do you think this would consist of?  Here is a list thus far with contribution from bros:

1. Don't yawn when getting nailed.
2. Don't stare at a man's dick and quickly follow this up with a laugh/chuckle/snicker.
3. Don't ask if a man is married; (if 'yes') Don't ask if man has also tried CIM/anal with wife.
4. Don't ask man why he hasn't cummed yet when you are only 5 minutes into 30-minute session.
5. Don't use more than a finger worth of KY so all involved may enjoy the party
6. Don't freeze in bed, clients want to see some movement
7. Never ever do BBFS (dont even offer or think about it!)
8. Don't answer your mobile while flat on your back getting nailed
9. Don't let me in your room while the previous customer is sitting on the bed tying his shoes about to depart
10. Don't tell me it feels better without a condom and so not to use one
11. Don't do disgusting shit like spit a gob of flem while washing yourself, and let out loud burps.
12. Don't point out your gender-change post-op scars.
13. Don't talk to me when I am busy banging you. Concentrate biatch!!!
14. Don't fart when doing doggie/anal/69
15. Don't spit jizz out on client's stomach ater CIM
16. Don't DFK me after DFKING my butt hole
17. Don't keep spitting and wiping your mouth when giving BJ
18. Don't suck my balls as if trying to get them through a garden hose - that is serious pain.
19. Don't use your teeth during the BJ, covered or BB
20. Don't reneg on deal after the deed
21. Don't scratch genitals in front of client
22. Don't go to the toilet during the session
23. Don't say you have a headache immediately after client gets in a state of undress
24. Don't wear cotton grandma panties (both cheeks need to be clearly visible!!!)
25. Don't wear perfume (client's SO may ask questions)
26. Don't agree to photos if DB pics are photoshopped as there's a 100% chance photos will be uploaded due to sth called "Karma"
27. Don't let fake moans go above 90db
28. Don't wake up client who had been sleeping during a comfortable 90-min massage, point at his crotch and ask if he needs to go to the toilet (he may get up in shock thinking he has pissed himself)

Anything else?

[ Last edited by  Thai-delight at 17-6-2009 00:37 ]

5. Don't use more than a finger worth of KY so all involved may enjoy the party
6. Don't freeze in bed, clients want to see some movement


Edit: For the sake of keeping the thread clean, I took out an offensive remark. It is a pain I had to edit it out though because I actually believe what I wrote. My offensive remark is still quoted somewhere in the thread. I do hope we can get to continue this funny/almost useful list of things for WGs and not get side-tracked by such things. Feel free to negative karma me and let's then get on back on the subject of the thread.

[ Last edited by  SatansVater at 27-5-2009 21:16 ]

7. Never ever do BBFS (dont even offer or think about it!)

if only we can get this code of ethics to the WG's....

I was reading Zi-Tengs published newsletter in one of the 141 flats...and there were some good warnings and advise for the WG's.
I think I even saw like the rental rates of 141 flats in different districts.  I wonder if there is or if there will ever be a forum for WG's.

8. Don't answer your mobile while flat on your back getting nailed
9. Don't let me in your room while the previous customer is sitting on the bed tying his shoes about to depart
10. Don't tell me it feels better without a condom and so not to use one (once I was on my back with my dick standing up and the girl tried to climb on top of me, I had to push her off)

This really happened to me

[ Last edited by  gwailoplayer at 27-5-2009 21:09 ]

11. Don't do disgusting shit like spit a gob of flem while washing yourself, and let out loud burps.

12. Don't point out your gender-change post-op scars.

13. Don;t talk to me when I am busy banging you. Concentrate biatch!!!

dont fart while getting naild doggy style.

this has happened, I am sure.

The entry would probably read:
14. Don't fart when doing doggie/anal/69

I seriously hate it when that happens.  It is such a turn off.

15. Don't spit jizz out on client's stomach ater CIM (this has happened to me)

16. do not DFK me after DFKING my butt hole

- Do not keep spitting and wiping your mouth when giving BJ
- do not suck my balls as if trying to get them through a garden hose - that is serious pain.

haha some of this happened to me. one time a girl was talking on the cell and another spit a flem in the shower.

Don't use your teeth during the BJ, covered or BB

Where do you get the idea that British girls are dead fish. This is an insult and if I could I would give you negative karma for this comment!!!

Correct they are not dead fish, they are big fat jiggling pale skinned slappers with funny accents

I already edited what you disliked out even though I do believe what I said. Please feel insulted if you enjoy feeling insulted and let some one give me negative karma and let us get back to the topic.

so what is punishment for any of the infractions listed above?  want to make sure i mete out the correct punishment when the girls makes a infraction!