Got this one from reading Hunters post in the SOB story thread...


Just wondering how many of you bros heard that you are the WG's first customer?

How many of you believe it?

2 part question, plz vote twice

[ Last edited by  5-htp at 20-11-2008 15:18 ]

Usually I trust my nose and instinct see the truth.

This one, I have my money on it.

[ Last edited by  hunter at 20-11-2008 14:27 ]

no bet... cant take/lose money from a bro!!!

Went to this brothel at 10am when it opened. The mamasan brought this Korean [so she said] WG and told me that it was her 1st day on the job and had never done it before. The WG also told me the same thing in the room.
But once we got started I could tell she was really experienced and I was being given a lot of bullshit, especially when she asked for a tip at the end.

never been told of being the very first customer, but have been told it was her fist day of this job when i fucked her that day!

not too bothered if it was her first day or not, but when some girl tells me shes been there for years! it can be quite off putting

Yes, I heard this once at K-Pressure.  The momma asked if I could be patient and wait a few minuets as she had a new girl she wanted me to break-in.  She said she had trained her “personally” and I would be her first customer.   Not entirely sure if this meant her first customer every or just at K-Pressure.  

It was a disaster – the girl looked horrified when she came through the door and saw a smelly old gwielo.  She spent about 25 minute of the 45 minutes washing me – to the point I finally just got angry and said enough of the fucking scrubbing my arm pits.  Then the service was totally incompetent – I can not even remember – but the phone rang before we had even really got down to business – I complained about the 25 minutes shower and they gave me a little extra time no charged to finish off.  Then when we finished the girl spent a very very long time again scrubbing herself clean afterwards.  I finally left with her still in the shower – only time I have every walked out alone in KP.  It was the worst expereince at KP or with just about any WG I ever had.  I would not be keen to be the first customer again.   

I think I have had another one or two times where I sensed I might be the frist customer or at least one of the first.  I guess it is nice to know you are driving a low mileage car – but frankly in this circumstance I would rather have one that was already broken in a little.

... I would have 300+ BBFS experiences with WGs...  fortunately I have only had BBFS in the early 90's and never caught anything.

I've never heard it before...so no comment??

then why comment

jgaw: fuckin sounds like a horrible experience at KP. pretty rough to be an old smelly armpit gweilo!! hope u never run into one of those crap session ever again...

i had this one chick, first day on the job at rio spa in macau, and she was full blown , service was total crap, gave me the cbj... no fire/ice, standing shower instead of the normal soapy BM with her tits, argh, getting mad just thinking about that shit. FUCK!

you just know they are trying to burn off time on the clock when they take forever scrubbing you down in the shower, whenever shit like that happens, i hurry her up and i dont tip!

Heard it a few times.  But I guess this question needs to be specific; first time ever or first punter for the day.  I would baulk at being the first ever in case you end up with a disaster like jgaw had at kp.  I like being the first of the day though.

i've had a few disasters but not like the one jgaw had at KP...

plz tell me wacko, who doesnt wanna be the first joe of the day? do u wanna go in there at the end of the day after shes been pounded by 11 other dudes, while she's beat tired and has no more energy?

i used to go punt right at 12 noon when the AMP's opened... nice and fresh

Hum~~~ Never hear that.

However, twice I was told " I won't work anymore, I wait for you"................

absolutley like being the first for the day, which is what I said.  Much better to be the first when the WG has more energy and hasn't been pounded into a pulp.

happyg: i heard that once before, maybe twice...i think she was kidding, or maybe not

wacko: i've gotten to the point where if i dont see another joe finished with her, than im the first one in my head... weird... feels kinda weird to want to go down on her if i see her walk the customer outta the room, and then u pick her and want to DATY

I agree with your thoughts about head space.  The mind is a powerful thing.  I also usually wont partake of DATY if I've seen the previous punter leave, however the image isn't there in my mind if I don't see someone leave so its ok....go figure!  

human beings are fuckin weird, who can explain it? no one... we are who we are, punters

If she is serious, it means you have to take of her. At least that's how I feel.

When ever I hear this I tell her, "really, well this is my first time with a WG".

Half the time the believe it.

first customer  doesnt neccessary mean, first time to fuck! her pimp would have worn her out before hand

most of the time, a wg will think its my frist time, because i act like it is