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Post at 28-6-2010 08:39  Profile P.M. 
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A Singaporean and a Malaysian

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore ."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds  other left-overs in a container, re cycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore ."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection" Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum  sell them across to Malaysia,  that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore ."

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haha this is great. Is there any sort of discontent between malaysians and singaporeans? If so this is even better.
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Reply #2 soulmessiah's post

I know a malaysian who married a singaporean, but in general - yeah, singaporeans come across as feeling superior to Malaysians, and I guess Malaysians resent that attitude.
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Reply #1 geoduck's post

   good one !!!  
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i actually burst out laughing lol hahaha another to remember
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  now im got 2nd thought about chewing gums now.
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lol... that's a good one.  thanks for posting.
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hahaha i never heard this one before ... good joke!  i'm going to share with my buddies
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heard this joke few years ago.. but still funny
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Hehe !!

Thanks for the post, LOL so funny !

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hehe this is why I think I may stick to my hotel room when visiting Singapore.  Afraid I might do something like forget not to chew gum and get thrown a beating for it.
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hahhha!! LOL thats a good one    thanks for sharing
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Originally posted by tuteman at 28-6-2010 20:30
I know a malaysian who married a singaporean, but in general - yeah, singaporeans come across as feeling superior to Malaysians, and I guess Malaysians resent that attitude.

my singaporean friend also told me the same think that they think they are more smart than malaysians. however in fact singapore imports many things from malaysia, so malaysia is important for them.
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Post at 16-8-2010 00:03  Profile P.M. 
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Lol

Really good one... the joke makes my day!!!
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Really good one...
Thanks for sharing
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great one...
was sending this yesterday to my singarporian friend and he confirmed it is true
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Reply #1 geoduck's post

Oh that's good.

I wish I had seen this when i was living there.

Will put it in the memory bank for the next time I talk to my friends there.

And yes, Singapore depends on Malaysia. Singapore doesn't make anything. They only have a few small farms, but for the mass amount of eateries there the food has to come from everywhere - Malaysia, Philippines, Thailand, Australia, and even the US.

Their standoff is mostly symbolic with each having a big National Day Parade, etc.
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a nice one.. must share with my friend those in Malaysia
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very nice joke, i can imagine the trick in the very beginning that you mentioned about malaysian was chewing gum.
but it's really really nice indeed
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This is a very good joke !! I like it
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