Written by medical students a few years ago...
Those proportions of a woman that appeal to man's depravity
Are constructed with considerable care,
And what at first appears to be a simple little cavity,
Is in fact, a most elaborate affair.
Physicians of distinction have examined these phenomena
In numerous experimental dames,
And tabulated carefully the feminine abdomina
And given them some fascinating names.
There's the vulva, the vagina, the jolly perineum
And the hymen ( in the case of many brides)
And lots of other smaller things you'd like if you could see them -
The clitoris and other things beside.
So isn't it a pity, when we common people chatter
About the mysteries to which I have referred,
That we use for such a delicate and complicated matter,
Such a very short and ordinary word.
