Date & Time of Session: Oct. 2016
Location: Wanchai
Name: Don’t know. Didn’t care to ask
Link:
http://go141.com/en/8867-WC-Thai|ChineseHealthcare-FungYip.html?
Language: Mandarin / Cantonese
Age: Late 40s?
Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Skill: 5/5
Service: 2/5
GFE: 0/5 Not that kind of place. Professional Therapist
Price & Session Length: 500 for 60min.
Repeat: In the future if I need one…
This came out to be one of the most unique massage experiences I have ever had. Was it unique good or unique bad? I really can't say… This massage is not for everyone, that’s for sure. I was in agony most of the time. And toward the end of the session I was desperately wishing that the session would be over very very soon. But I made it through because I was so curious what this treatment would do for me. And it worked well for me… Anyway, here goes my report.
That night I was looking for a good Thai massage for my back was killing me. I found this place under Thai/Chinese Healthcare. I had heard of this Thai style testicle massage before but never really knew what it was all about. But I knew it was supposed to be really good for your back, well, and LB, of course.
So I called her up. She did not understand English at all but my little Mandarin got me an appointment.
The building’s entrance had a lock and I had to ask her to buzz me in. I took a lift and rang he door bell. Came out was a very ordinary looking old lady in t-shirt and denim shorts with no make-up. I was disappointed because I was hoping that the treatment would be performed by someone bit more… ah... sexier? Yes, I was hoping for lady doctor getting naughty on her patient kind of situation
But not with this one for sure…
Anyway, out of pure curiosity I decided to push through with this testicle massage despite her looks. She guided me to the room and told me to take a shower. After the shower she asked me what kind of massage I wanted. She actually showed me the list of the massages on her page of sex141 for me to choose from. I thought it was funny then but come to think of it, it is not a bad idea at all. I think other girls should do the same. It is so much clearer what to expect for what you pay especially when you don’t speak their language well.
Anyway, I told her that I am interested in Testicle Massage 60min. and she explained to me that if it’s 60min., she would focus on the lower back and genital area. Lower back was where I had most pains, I couldn’t have been happier.
I lay face-down on the bed, and the back massage started. Man, she was super!! Her massage was really unique. I don’t think I had the same type of massage before. She was very strong and used her strength on the points other regular masseuse had never paid attention to. She spent very long time pressing the thin rope-like muscle right next to the spine. I was moaning the whole time not because it was painful but because it was soooooo good. With the strong kneading and pressing, I expected I would have sore muscle the next day, but it did not happen, too. So up to this point, the session was all great
It was when I flipped that it made an unexpected turn. If I remember correctly, she started to massage my belly first. AND IT WAS PAINFUL! She put her fingers deep into my belly till she can really reach muscle (and intestines, I guess?) then kept them there for several seconds. As a natural reaction, your muscle gets tense when it is that painful. But she told me to try to relax and breathe out. It was not easy. It was not easy at all. She repeated to press 3 different points in my belly and each time she did, I groaned. She then started to press her fingers and ran them from upper abdomen to lower abdomen. It is like she was trying to gather or push all the chi down to your genital area. This was even more painful than simple pressing. With so much pain, all I could do is to squeeze the bed sheets and gasp.
But what came after this was even worse. She positioned herself between my legs and started massaging my testicles. I still cannot tell exactly what she was doing to them. But it felt like she pinched and flicked the upper part of the balls or some sort of cord attached to them. And every time she did, that unique pain only men know ran through my lower body and it echoed in my kidneys. Let me tell you. There was no element of joy in this procedure. Pure agony - that’s what it is. And there’s nothing you can do about it. She literally got you by the balls. All you can do is to squeeze the bed sheets and groan till she finishes. Even if you tell her it is very painful, she would just tell you to relax, which is impossible as you can easily guess.
And just when I thought that was the worst part, there was more. She pulled both balls upward toward her and grabbed my sack just below the balls and gave it a good squeeze. And then she rapidly rubbed those fully pulled balls like a crazy shoe-shiner. My brothers, you cannot even groan with this one. You gasp and scream in your head. That's all you can do.
Then she stroked my penis with oil. Oddly, my LB got very hard instantly. I was not mentally excited at all but something she did just physically made my LB stand up. Then I think she pressed her finger against urethral opening and held it there for a while. I was just trying to catch my breath, and didn’t have any energy to care what she was doing to my LB.
I seriously do not remember how many time she repeated these 3 procedures but she did repeat these and she asked me if the pain was getting lighter each time she repeated. The only thing that carried me through this painful experience was my curiosity. There must be something good if one have to go through this much pain, and I wanted to know what it was. So I did not give up.
Then finally the treatment was finished. That's right. There was no ejaculation. And I am glad there wasn’t. She told me to hold my LB and feel how hard it was. True, my LB was very hard and throbbing. It was really weird. Mentally I was as calm as cucumber but my LB was just standing up like he was another creature attached to me. When I took a shower, it get softened. When I walked out of shower I noticed my back pain was gone and I felt so light around my lower abdomen area, too. That feeling is hard to describe. It felt very different from other massages.
And what surprised me the most is what happened after this session. I ended up banging girls 4 days in a row
My LB kept whispering that he needed to unload
And I definitely had a better control of my ejaculation timing. I could hold longer when I tried to. So as I wrote in the beginning, this is not for everyone but I do believe there is something special about this massage that activates your libido. Well, that is if you can go through that much pain.
Would I repeat…? I don’t think I will any time soon. If I start to feel I have difficulties getting it up, then I might. But I am not young any more, I don’t need to or want to fuck 4 days in a row!
